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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/5/2016 12:08:38 PM
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*A small set of footsteps can be heard, then enters the room. A young Mortar looks over you, and instead of thinking why a fully armored undead knight is in the room, he calls down the stairs*
???: Mommy! Dada's drunk again!
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*Tesuto. Had to, lol. "What the hell..."
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Sir, are you okay? You seem to have passed out. *Mortar hands you your helmet*
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"Well, I had this dream." [i]Orn takes him helm, nodding at you, and slides it on.[/i] "And I doubt that anyone would believe it."
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Well, I just joined, and Tesuto said that I can relax now, so I got time.
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"Oh. Well, you see...I got stuck in the past with your previous family and there was a little you who got me out and yet here I am still in the past and I'm not supposed to be here. Does that sum it all up?"
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Depends... what is your name?
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"Ornstein. Captain of the Knights of Gwyn."
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Then, I hate to break it to you, but that wasn't a dream. You were in my father, which at first I thought was weird, I got grounded for slapping you, hope you're happy.
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"Why would I be happy?!"
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Sarcasm, my friend. It does the body good
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"Ha. Ha. Ha."
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Shut it
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"Why don't you, for once?"
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That's harsh for an undead...
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"Oh, that's HARSH? Maybe I don't appreciate a friend shoving me into his own memories!"
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Aha, you think I want someone going through private memories?
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"And yet you shoved me into them by leading me into that damn house!! Except YOU wouldn't know about that, would you?!"
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Can we just not argue about something that may or may not happen in the future?
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"WHY AM I HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!?"
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I DON'T KNOW!
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"THEN FIGURE IT OUT!!!"
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SHUT UP! *Mortar punches you hard, and you wake up in the house, Mortar stands over you* Orn! Orn! Are you okay?!
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[i]Without responding, Ornstein nails you in the chest, infuriated. He walks out of the house.[/i]
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Orn, what the hell! *Mortar quickly follows, he doesn't seem to know what he did* What is going on, what's with you right now?
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"Oh, I don't know. Maybe I just turned into your parent, confused and freaking out. Then went into the future just a little bit before GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE. Clearly, you have idea what uneven talking about."
