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Edited by The Angry Hornet:
7/7/2016 12:41:55 PM
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20 things not to do on a Fourth of July night
1. Have any flammable substances on you
(oil, gas, weed, etc)
2. Look into a lit mortar that didn't go off
3. Finish smoking near space of unlit fireworks
4. Fire mortars on dry grass
5. Throw poppits/firecrackers near unlit fireworks
6. Hold a lit fountain
7. Hold a lit fountain near unlit fireworks
8. Run around w/sparklers near the mortars
9. Bottle rocket jousting with poppits on the side
10. Throw lit fountains
11. Tie more that 8 packs of firecrakers together and light it in hand
12. Put a pack of lit firecrakers in a beer bottle and put it near people
13. Throw lit Roman candles at people
14. Launch mortars that sound like air to ground missiles past 12:00
15. Pour alcoholic beverages on a box of firecrackers
16. Light fireworks while drunk
17. Put M80s in people's shoes
18. Eat an M80
19. Stick a Roman candle up the ass
20. Shoot a rocket at your car
Have any more? Write it down and I will add it
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Shoot a rocket at your car (yes it did happen)
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Joust with sparklers and use the little popper things to aid you in your joust
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1 ReplyMy uncle has done ALL of those things
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Eat an M80
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3 RepliesStick a roman candle up your ass.
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Don't do this.
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2 RepliesStrap yourself to a chair filled with rockets in an attempt to fly.
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2 RepliesLaunch -blam!-ING [b][i][u]GROUND TO AIR MISSLES [/u][/i][/b]IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHEN IM TRYING TO SLEEP. Don't be my neighbors. [spoiler]it was probably just fireworks but it sounded too loud to be that. [/spoiler]
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Don't spam lenny
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Edited by Quantum TItanIX: 7/6/2016 12:51:49 AMOr hit houses with bottle rockets like I did yesterday
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I don't need a light to fire fireworks. I'm already lit 🔥🔥🔥
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#5 Throw Poppits near unlit fireworks. This has been de-bunked, poppits are not a source of ignition.
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I have done everything on that list. I'd hate to be at your party if I couldn't do those things
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I'll take 1-15 for $500 [spoiler]in damages[/spoiler]
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>be a communist in America
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I saw a neighbor who was stumbling drunk almost fall onto lit fireworks. Keeping the drinking to a minimum is a good idea.
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Put M80s in someone's shoes... It doesn't end well, trust me...
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Number 14 is fun
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2 RepliesDo not pour alcoholic beverage on box of firecrackers
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We shoot bottle rockets at each other and I hit my friends backpack and it blew up
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Lost interest after reading number 1 0/10 op [spoiler]I'm gonna have weed on me if I want!! [/spoiler]
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what about semtex n rods? (see who cn stick a rod) [spoiler] ...a casual loop within this toggler's mechanism suggests that the toggling process somehow binds space and time into... [/spoiler]
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Edited by Cerberus64: 7/5/2016 11:57:18 AMIgnore the above advice - the [url=http://www.darwinawards.com]Darwin Awards[/url] need your input.
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1 ReplyYou say #9 like it's a bad thing...
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I'm definitely trying number five when I get the chance
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Bottle rocket jousting
