I need to impress all the emo girls at school, I already have a knife and some cut marks, what else do I need?
EDIT: Do far this is my pickup
"Suh girl, you know, I play as reaper in overwatch, you probably wanna date me know, considering how edgy I am, I don't blame you *starts applying eyeshadow and cutting my arm*"
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Wear your kid sister's clothes.
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Step One: Proceed to copy Kylo Step Two: Profit
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Take notes on pretty much any thread mentioning music. Look for the people hating on rap the hardest. Learn from these people, they tend to be metalheads or "purists". Either way, learn extremes.
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Just start talking about how life is meaningless or something
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Lose weight. I mean to the point you are borderline anorexic.
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Just emulate Anakin Skywalker. Easy peasy.
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Tell them that you only shop at HotTopic
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Only listen to linkin park and slipnot
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Tell them you play as reaper in overwatch
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Eyeshadow?