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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/2/2016 1:36:04 PM
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*It was around Morning when Mortar decided to walk through the woods, to not have to worry about anything. He took his headphones, put [url=https://youtu.be/Qi69aTLYF8E]this[/url] on, and walked inside, seemingly letting out a long sigh. It's noon now, and Mortar still hasn't come out. That is because he found a strange hut that seemed to be abandoned. The hut seemed to be made of an old wood barely holding up, nails sticking out, and broken glass scattered around the perimeter. Mortar, being the curious bastard he is, walks up to it and looks through the broken window. A destroyed carpet, moth eaten couches, and years of termite damage*
*"Eh, I've been through worse" he thinks as he opens the door, which comes off it's hinges and almost falls on him when he touches the knob. But he jumps to the side, and after a minute, enters the room*
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"Reasons unexplained."
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Fine. Here's demonic shit. *Mortar forms a shadow figure in a chair that levitates*
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"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" [i]The knight immediately starts attacking the shadow figure. Except...it's shadows. The hell?[/i]
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Shadow: dude, really? It's a different religion.
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"SILENCE, DEMON!"
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Mortar: Okay, gonna ignore that Shadow: this dude really your friend? He tries to expel me with Christ, though he swears loyalty to Gwyn. Hmm... Mortar: he's weird. Shadow: I see.
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"Ah, damn you. Got me there. Anyway...what now?"
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*The shadow figure dissipates* Well, we explore
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"Man, I do so love exploring..." [i]He holds out his arms.[/i] "All of this RUBBLE! Woohoo! This'll be fun!"
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Yeah, that's gonna be strange. *Mortar walks up the steps, one breaking, almost making him fall back, but he is quicker and gets to the top* Alright, your turn.
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"Well...just so it doesn't collapse..." [i]The knight starts running, and manages to leap up beside you, skipping the steps like a badass. I think.[/i]
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Okay... I could have easily dissolved at the foot of the steps, but where's the fun in that? *Mortar walks into a small bedroom, then spots a bathroom* Oh, thank God. Gimme a minute
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"R...really? Fine."
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*After a painful two minutes, Mortar gets out* I don't wanna talk about it
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[spoiler]Painful? Oh dear...[/spoiler] "I don't want to either."
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Yeah, let's just go
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"Sure thing, captain."
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*You enter what appears to be the master bedroom. A closet stands empty in the corner, a chest the only thing in it* Hey, what's that?
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"I'll...let you investigate that for us. This is pretty spooky, between crappy ceilings and bathroom breaks."
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You mean crappy bathrooms... *Mortar investigates the chest* Hmm...
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"Whatever it is." [i]The knight looks over at the chest, as if interested.[/i]
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You wanna see this? *Mortar beckons you over*
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"I guess, sure." [i]The knight looks into the chest.[/i]
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*Mortar puts something inside the lock, and the mold and moss comes off, the chest looking like new*
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"In before a jumpscare..."
