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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/2/2016 1:36:04 PM
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*It was around Morning when Mortar decided to walk through the woods, to not have to worry about anything. He took his headphones, put [url=https://youtu.be/Qi69aTLYF8E]this[/url] on, and walked inside, seemingly letting out a long sigh. It's noon now, and Mortar still hasn't come out. That is because he found a strange hut that seemed to be abandoned. The hut seemed to be made of an old wood barely holding up, nails sticking out, and broken glass scattered around the perimeter. Mortar, being the curious bastard he is, walks up to it and looks through the broken window. A destroyed carpet, moth eaten couches, and years of termite damage*
*"Eh, I've been through worse" he thinks as he opens the door, which comes off it's hinges and almost falls on him when he touches the knob. But he jumps to the side, and after a minute, enters the room*
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"Ha. Ha. Ha."
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Shut it
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"Why don't you, for once?"
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That's harsh for an undead...
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"Oh, that's HARSH? Maybe I don't appreciate a friend shoving me into his own memories!"
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Aha, you think I want someone going through private memories?
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"And yet you shoved me into them by leading me into that damn house!! Except YOU wouldn't know about that, would you?!"
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Can we just not argue about something that may or may not happen in the future?
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"WHY AM I HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!?"
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I DON'T KNOW!
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"THEN FIGURE IT OUT!!!"
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SHUT UP! *Mortar punches you hard, and you wake up in the house, Mortar stands over you* Orn! Orn! Are you okay?!
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[i]Without responding, Ornstein nails you in the chest, infuriated. He walks out of the house.[/i]
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Orn, what the hell! *Mortar quickly follows, he doesn't seem to know what he did* What is going on, what's with you right now?
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"Oh, I don't know. Maybe I just turned into your parent, confused and freaking out. Then went into the future just a little bit before GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE. Clearly, you have idea what uneven talking about."
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Oh, yeah, that getting punched part. To be honest, you were kind of freaking me out, I had to knock you unconscious. *Mortar lets out a long sigh* I don't, however, know how you became my dad in the first place.
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"...Why is it always me getting thrown into these sorts of situations? Oh well."
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You have got to be kidding me. This happened to me about a month ago at my place. I have no idea how, but I met my 10 year old self.
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"Oh, really? So now we're just all getting sucked into your past all of the sudden. That's just GRANDEUR."
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Ornstein, I don't know, but either way, there is something strange about this place, I think I'm gonna try to destroy it.
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"Sure about that? I'd leave it alone."
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It's better that it didn't harm anyone than having someone stumble upon it
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"Meh, do what you want, I guess. Imagine if Smough stumbled upon it..." [i]Suddenly, the trees start to shake as Smough appears nearby.[/i] "Hey guys. What's with the house over there?"
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Oh, hey Smough. It's just a strange place, I'd refrain from going in
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"Yolo." [i]Smough attempts to go inside of the house.[/i]
