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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/1/2016 3:23:28 PM
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Oh, he's bant? That sucks, cool guy
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"Yeah...he's perma-bant too. Damn Ninjas!" [i]A massive hammer falls from the sky, crushing the knight. There are words on the side. They are "[u]BANHAMMER[/u][/i]". [i]The figure from earlier suddenly appears.[/i] "Damnit, Orn."
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What? He's protected by the first amendment.
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"First ame-what?"
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It's an American thing
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"America? Oh yeah, the band. Hey, I know a song about America! 'MERICA!!!" [i]The figure starts screaming multiple explicit things. They all rhyme.[/i]
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I guess...
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[i]The figure is still screaming like a maniac. Ornstein is crawling away from under the hammer.[/i]
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*Mortar slams an iron ball into the figure
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[i]The fourth wall breaks, and a massive hand pushes the ball away.[/i] "Bro. I'm Ornstein. Or...his account, anyway."
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Oh, hey. Well, I've been trying to find mine, but he just doesn't wanna show up
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"Oh. K. Just don't go slamming iron crap into people because they're great at singing, deal? You wouldn't do that to Justin Bieber, would you? Actually, of course you would. It's Justin Bieber."
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Yeah, that's funny
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"Not sure if you're being sarcastic, or being sarcastic. I'm gonna assume that you think it's funny. See ya!" [i]The figure disappears.[/i]
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Oh, um, I wasn't, see ya?
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[i]The figure's voice speaks from the heavens.[/i] "Cool." [i]Ornstein is going into the Dojo.[/i]
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*Mortar follows Ornstein, watching where he goes*
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[i]The knight turns to look at you, pointing at you with both hands.[/i] "Wasup?!" [i]Although you can't see his expression, he sounds awfully happy.[/i]
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Meh, I've been better, but I got Overwatch, so that's fun
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"Oh. Nice."
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"You got a favorite character? I'm a Genji and Reinhardt person myself."
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Genji and Zenyatta are the guys I use the most, of course I try to use all of them, even though I suck at sniping
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"Eh, me too. Smough's busy playing Bloodborne. To be honest, he's awful. Can't beat Father Gascoigne. I had to beat him just so Smough could get to the next area..."
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Ah, I was never good at that game
