I have a picture. My name is John, and this made me laugh my ass off. [spoiler]Moscow Strange and mysterious Towers of red gold Cold as ice Moscow But one who really knows you He knows that a fire burns So hotly in you Cossacks, hey hey hey, raise your glasses, hey Natasha, ha ha ha, you are beautiful, ah ha Comrades, hey hey hey, here's to life, hey To your health, brother, hey, brother, ho! Moscow, Moscow Throw your glasses at the wall Russia is a beautiful land Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Your spirit is so great The Devil's loose there every night Ha ha ha ha ha, hey Moscow, Moscow Love tastes like caviar Maidens are for kissing there Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Come, we'll dance on the table Until the table collapses Ha ha ha ha ha Moscow Door to the past Mirror of the age of Tzars Red like blood Moscow He who knows your spirit Knows that love burns Hot as embers Cossacks, hey hey hey, raise your glasses, hey Natasha, ha ha ha, you are beautiful, ah ha Comrades, hey hey hey, here's to life, hey To your health, maiden, hey, maiden, ho! Moscow, Moscow Throw your glasses at the wall Russia is a beautiful land Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Your spirit is so great The Devil's loose there every night Ha ha ha ha ha, hey Moscow... Lala lala lala la, lala lala lala la Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow... Lala lala lala la, lala lala lala la Ha ha ha ha ha Oh, oh oh oh, oh, oh oh oh, oh, oh oh oh oh... On the cold days, when the air clatters against the empty streets and plazas, and the snow covered Kremlin tower because Moscow seems to be asleep. But at night, there are clinking glasses after the Crimean champagne flowed freely, danced, laughed, and loved. Moscow lives! Moscow! Moscow! Moscow, Moscow One drinks vodka pure and cold It makes you live a hundred years ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Old buddy, your glass is empty But in the cellar there's still more Ha ha ha ha ha Moscow... Moscow... Moscow Old and also young together. In all eternity, You still stand there. Moscow Your heart beats strong and wide. It beats for rich and poor In this city. Cossacks, hey hey hey, raise your glasses, hey Natasha, ha ha ha, you are beautiful, ah ha Comrades, hey hey hey, here's to life, hey To your health, brother, hey, brother, ho! Moscow, Moscow Throw your glasses at the wall Russia is a beautiful land Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Your spirit is so great The Devil's loose there every night Ha ha ha ha ha, hey Moscow, Moscow Love tastes like caviar Girls there are kissing Ho ho ho ho ho, hey Moscow, Moscow Come, we'll dance on the table Until the table collapses Ha ha ha ha ha, hey![/spoiler]