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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
7/1/2016 3:02:30 AM
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[i]Several large ships suddenly appear in the atmosphere around the Dojo, surrounding the entire area.[/i]
[i]A male voice is heard from high above, from the largest ship. It is magnified greatly.[/i]
"Release in five...
Four...
Three...
Two...
One..."
[i]The largest ship drops a pod of some sort. It hits the ground with a thud, sinking into the dirt.[/i]
"Operation complete. Good work gentlemen."
[i]The ships suddenly dissipate.
The pod, on the other hand, bursts open. A tall, but somewhat skinny figure crawls out, face masked by a "CENSOR" box.[/i]
"I'm...I'm free?! I'M FREE!!!"
[i]The...figure...appears to be celebrating with an uncommonly loud, annoying voice. It begins to drag out bodies from the pod it originated from.
All of them are people you know...
The figure begins to tap them on the shoulder, waking them all up suddenly. He stops at the last one, who appears to be...Ornstein. [/i]
"Hey, Orn."
[i]The figure taps the knight on the head, and he suddenly bursts up.[/i]
"Try not to get banned again...K?"
"SIR YES SIR!"
[i]The figure laughs, then disappears in a flash of light.
It appears...
That Ornstein has returned.[/i]
[spoiler]So...yeah. I'm back. New format too, so...yep. Prepare thyselves![/spoiler]
English
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Yeah... I was there once... maybe twice. Strange place it is
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"Was one guy named Apollo. He's pretty cool."
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Oh, he's bant? That sucks, cool guy
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"Yeah...he's perma-bant too. Damn Ninjas!" [i]A massive hammer falls from the sky, crushing the knight. There are words on the side. They are "[u]BANHAMMER[/u][/i]". [i]The figure from earlier suddenly appears.[/i] "Damnit, Orn."
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What? He's protected by the first amendment.
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"First ame-what?"
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It's an American thing
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"America? Oh yeah, the band. Hey, I know a song about America! 'MERICA!!!" [i]The figure starts screaming multiple explicit things. They all rhyme.[/i]
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I guess...
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[i]The figure is still screaming like a maniac. Ornstein is crawling away from under the hammer.[/i]
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*Mortar slams an iron ball into the figure
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[i]The fourth wall breaks, and a massive hand pushes the ball away.[/i] "Bro. I'm Ornstein. Or...his account, anyway."
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Oh, hey. Well, I've been trying to find mine, but he just doesn't wanna show up
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"Oh. K. Just don't go slamming iron crap into people because they're great at singing, deal? You wouldn't do that to Justin Bieber, would you? Actually, of course you would. It's Justin Bieber."
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Yeah, that's funny
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"Not sure if you're being sarcastic, or being sarcastic. I'm gonna assume that you think it's funny. See ya!" [i]The figure disappears.[/i]
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Oh, um, I wasn't, see ya?
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[i]The figure's voice speaks from the heavens.[/i] "Cool." [i]Ornstein is going into the Dojo.[/i]
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*Mortar follows Ornstein, watching where he goes*
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[i]The knight turns to look at you, pointing at you with both hands.[/i] "Wasup?!" [i]Although you can't see his expression, he sounds awfully happy.[/i]
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Meh, I've been better, but I got Overwatch, so that's fun
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"Oh. Nice."
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"You got a favorite character? I'm a Genji and Reinhardt person myself."
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Genji and Zenyatta are the guys I use the most, of course I try to use all of them, even though I suck at sniping
