Many, many moons ago at the end of Football practice, as we're all kneeling in a half circle around the coach, he says:
"A man's face is like a bear's ass. Both are ugly, but you have to treat 'em fair."
To this very day I have no clue what the heck was he talking about.
Please help and thanks in advance!
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He wants to anal a bear
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Edited by dova spook: 6/28/2016 5:18:50 PMGrow out impressively grizzly facial hair, and be respected.
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Im guessing he meant that even though they both may be ugly, you must take care of them nonetheless.
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It means your coach likes to have sex with male bears.
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Ass to mouth is his thing.
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Don't discriminate based on looks.