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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
6/26/2016 2:20:05 PM
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"I suppose that's good... I gave a talking toaster a body... I probably should have spoken with him more before I gave him the body because whoever programmed him programmed him to be a jerk."
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Sucks. Appalachian can be... passionate. But she's an AI, she just wants information.
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"Ah, okay... I just realized we have been standing out here for a while... Do you want a tour of the Dojo?"
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Sure.
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"Okay, follow me." *He turns around and walks back through the gate of the Dojo. He stops about ten feet in and points to something that's obscured by the wall surrounding the Dojo.* "This is my house. Nice right?"
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Edited by Mango: 6/26/2016 9:30:01 PM[i]*steps in*[/i] [b]In my helmet, Appalachian speaks to me.[/b] [i]That hunk of junk? Tell him it's crap.[/i] That's a cool house!
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"No not that one... This one." *You realize he isn't pointing at the mansion that will only be there for this post, but he is instead pointing at a 3X5 foot cardboard box sitting in front of it.*
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[i]See? I told you it was crap.[/i] Still nice.
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"Yeah... Despite being a cardboard box it is a lot bigger on the inside and is fully furnished too... Anyways... There is the main training building." *He points to a very large building sitting in the middle of the very large area inside the Dojo walls.* [spoiler]I'm not sure if there is a specific layout or not so I'm sort of making it up as I go on... Some of these buildings, like Sketch's box, are an actual part of the Dojo.[/spoiler]
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Bigger on the inside? Like the Van I went to?
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"I guess so... Except my house is a mansion inside and I made all the furniture out of cardboard... For some reason there's a room in the cardboard box that has an enormous pile of cardboard boxes in it..."
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[i]*stares at, blankly*[/i] [i]And he thought we were insane.[/i]
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*Stares at you blankly as well.* "I have the strangest feeling you think I'm insane..."
