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Edited by Nibber Schipper:
6/26/2016 10:11:18 AM
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Lucas slowly walks to the hangar, and knocked on the massive ass door. He was wearing his combat suit again, though his helmet was off, and nowhere to be seen. [url=https://imgur.com/xw0LeBA]Diagonally on his back, stuck to his suit with powerful magnets and stuff, was a gun.[/url]
His mech was nowhere to be seen, so there wasn't any loud as clanking and shit from a mech approaching.
"Oy Ling! You in here?"
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"Uh..Ling? Who is that?" Ling turned his head to Chloanne. "Someone that I know...COME IN!" ling shouted the last part.
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"Okay, thanks!" Luke practically shouts back, though some soft mumbling follows, "How the -blam!- do I even get this shit open.. Just.. grab it here? And then.. Yank, I guess.." With some effort, one of the massive doors starts sliding open until there was just enough space for Luke to come through. Once he did, he looked at Ling with the biggest fücking grin ever.
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Chloanne, now seen by Lucas for the first time looked exactly like Ling, except for the red streak in her hair and her feminine features. Ling was laying down on his awkward as fück chair bed with a pillow propped behind his head, looking at Lucas. "What? I was just talking to my sister, Chloanne. She's taken so don't try."
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He glances over at Chloe, and waves a little. "Yo.. And same for me, you shitlord, or did you forget about that?" He says with a slight chuckle, the insult being joking. "But that's not what I came her for.."
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"Fück you, what do you want?" Ling said while Chloanne gave her iconic Stare of Death at Ling. shit could make a man turn to stone. Clearly she was not happy with the vulgarity Ling was showing.
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"Fück me? No thanks, I'm not into that.. But eh.. Remember that truth you asked me?" He said, the biggest grin of all time still on his little fücking face.
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"You did not.." He said while Chloanne sat there, confused. "Whats going on..?" "So me and this príck here got drunk with a tech priest and a Eldar, no not the one you're thinking of. I brought up truth or dare because earlier this person wouldn't shut the hell up about this Tau so I asked him if he had...you know." Chloannes eyes looked at Lu-Lu. "That is just weird, and Ling can you stop with the language?" "Fine."
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Edited by Nibber Schipper: 6/26/2016 11:08:40 AM"Just being truthful; those are the rules of truth or dare after all.. So that's it, I guess.. Anyway, that your sister? She looks a lot like you, but she isn't an ugly shitlord." He said, the insults once again being joking as he looked over at Chloe. Yes I'm gonna keep calling her Chloe because my phone is a bitch and keeps changing her name to something else entirely. Because it's actually retarded. "'Ello miss! Je suis Lucas et je suis une piqûre comme ton frère a déjà dit si gentiment! Christ my French is bad.." He said in le French, grinning a bit.
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"I don't speak French, I never saw a reason to." She said, crushing Luke's hopes and dreams.
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What hopes and dreams? Boi, he ain't a cheaty fück. And if he was, redneck daddy would blast his ass to the moon with a shotgun, probably. "Eh, I know a bit of French. Russian is my main language though." He said, a slight Russian accent lacing his words.
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I meant of being a Frenchman. "Commie." Ling said, insulting him. "That's right, 41 millenniums into the future and that insult is still relevant."
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Eh, I guess. "Eh, can't choose what country you're born in! It's not that bad though.. I mean, yes, it's communism and stuff, but honestly. It's a smart idea. Kinda. Rules suck though."
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"It's not a good idea." He said. "So you basically..did it with a Tau."
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"The principles of communism is smart though; no rich, and no poor. Free food and healthcare, which means nobody is gonna starve. And yes, yes I did."
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[i]Holy shit that's worse than me.[/i] Ling thought. "Wait..don't they have hooves?" Chloanne asked. "Yes, so technically he banged a animal."
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Boy, he [i][b][u]impregnated[/u][/b][/i] a Xeno so how about you stfu. "Really? Fücking really? No, she's not a damn animal just because she has hooves you twit." He said to Ling, while his suit's neck shifts and changes, forming his helmet around his head.
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And they will be great children. "Was it...weird?" Chloanne asked, out of the blue.
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Edited by Nibber Schipper: 6/26/2016 5:29:49 PMHe shrugs. "That's private." He said dryly.
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"Huh....Okay then." She said. "So..what now?"
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"Yes, so, since we're all locked up in this ship, and I spoke with an Eldar.. We think that we were all brought here - Eldar, Tau, humans, etcetera - to basically form an alliance."
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"That is asinine. It won't work if it's forced like this, eventually we'll go back to killing each other." Ling said.
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"Hey, it's just a theory. And I thought about that too, but it's whatever."
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"This is really boring."
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"I find that I must agree.. Eh.. I have things to do, like.. sleeping or some shit. I dunno." He said, turning on his heels, and walking out the hangar.
