Now before you fanboys cry on my post I would like to remind everyone that this is a big boy post. For people who are mature enough to handle the fact that xbox lost E3 and lost by miles. So if you cant handle it please grab your blankie and exit my post. :^) Now that thats out of the way I can talk to mature people about the suckyness of the xbox franchise. I know what you're thinking you're thinking that broken steel 3 (the bungie forum heavyweight champion ) is such a nice person he considers other people's feelings and heck he doesn't even cuss. This is true I would also like to add that I love all people. Now lets talk about E3 ....man I never laughed so hard in my life. After watching xbox stink up E3 with a Dutch oven they call a show. Like who cares about halo wars 2 that franchise died years ago. Gears 4 lmao its 3rd person enough said and scale bound really you expect me to buy a game thats called scalebound lmao I don't think so. I think thats all the games they announced if I missed a few chances are they sucked. Now to the harware they announced 2 new consoles the xbox one s / cheese grater and SCORPIO! Again with a name like Scorpio its bound to suck. I would have to say titanfall 2 and destiny rise of iron won E3. Did you all see Deej's performance at E3! That man deserves a pay raise! He pumped up the whole destiny fanbase. I started throwing my money at the Tv..heck I started throwing my money everywhere. When the pizza guy came to my door I threw my money at him too.....Thanks Deej. Well its time for me to go rub oil all over my body and start posing in front of my mirror. Please leave your comments below and when I finish I will be sure to read them.
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