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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
6/22/2016 4:10:49 AM
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[spoiler]Thought you were gonna make the opponent! You lead them here![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]oh lol[/spoiler] [b]he's the biggest one there and has the manliest man beard known to man[/b]
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Edited by Weeaboo Of War: 6/22/2016 4:17:59 AM[b][i]That's the manliest beard known to man! I'm gonna shave it off!![/i][/b] ~Siegward is quite a large fellow himself, and moves forwards~
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[b]you realize he has a tattoo on his shoulder that has a heart with the word "Mom" in the middle of it[/b] [i]Try shavin it pal![/i] [b]he punches him in the stomach[/b]
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~The knight laughs and takes the punch, returning with an uppercut~ [b][i]I'm drunk and I'll STILL kick your ass![/i][/b] ~Solaire and Patches are cheering him on in the back. Anri is shaking, embarrassed~
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[b]his hand feels like it breaks when it hits the beard[/b] [b]the guy doesn't move[/b]
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[b][i]Iron beard? K.[/i][/b] ~Siegward tackles The Manliest Man with a beard, shoving him into the wall~
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Edited by JealousOrc: 6/22/2016 8:00:21 PM[b]you bounce off him when you try to tackle him[/b] [b]he hits you in the face with his beard[/b]
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~The helmet is dented~ [b][i]Hold up. Why do you have a tattoo named "Mom"?[/i][/b]
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Why don't you? [b]he pulls your helmet off[/b]
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[b][i]Where can I get one? [/i][/b] ~Siegward is totally distracted~
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Right over there. [b]he points to another long hallway full of metal doors[/b]
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[b][i]Hold one second.[/i][/b] ~Siegward runs to the hallway~ [i][u]Its a trap, isn't it? Not like I care, but still.[/u][/i]
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[b]after going through all the doors you go to a room with a chair and a guy with a glowing red dagger[/b]
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[b][i]Yello![/i][/b] ~Siegward stumbles in drunk~
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What tattoo would you like?
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~Suddenly, the knight snaps out of his drunkness~ [b][i]...What?! Where...how...?![/i][/b]
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Ok, where would you like it?
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Edited by Weeaboo Of War: 6/22/2016 9:31:29 PM[b][i]WHERE AM I?![/i][/b]
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Alright boys, he's having 2nd thoughts. Strap him down. [b]2 people strap to the seat[/b]
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[b][i]WHAT THE HEEEEEELL!!![/i][/b] ~Solaire and Anri begin to look worried~ [i][u]Is that...screaming?[/u][/i]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 6/22/2016 9:36:58 PM[b]he starts giving him the "Mom" tattoo on his forehead with the dagger[/b]
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~Suddenly, Siegward explodes in a flash of light. Another Siegward enters the bar. He's carrying a greatsword that resonates with power~ [b][i]You're all gonna have new assholes when I'm done with you...[/i][/b]
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[b]the bearded man appears[/b] Either have some tea or get out.
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[b][i]WHAT IS WITH YOU ALL AND TEA?!! WHERE IS TUBBS??!! WHERE IS HE?![/i][/b]
