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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
6/22/2016 12:57:11 AM
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"No. It's not. He is mechanical. He just prefers the other term."
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*Mortar falls to his knees as the axe dissipates into thin air.* Damn that hurts. *Mortar takes a fast non prescription pain reliever and gets back up*
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[b]When Mortar first falls down, he kicks him in the face.[/b]
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*Mortar gets knocked back* That's it! *Mortar takes a taser and tazes himself. His limbs become longer, stronger. Three arms protrude from his back, attached to them a mortar.*
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"Dude what is that?"
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That is a stronger form of mine. Why did you think I was called Mortar?
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"That's like saying someone named Cole would have to be made of coal."
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 6/24/2016 12:13:51 AMThis is a legit thing I made. This was literally the first thing I thought of when making this guy And the name Cole... it's just a sensitive subject
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*Mortar has a high immunity to heat and fire, so it doesn't affect him*
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[spoiler]Okay, that's bullshit. You can't be immune to heat.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Mortar lived in the Underworld for 20,000 years. He may not be exactly immune to it, but has a high tolerance.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Fixd[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Hold on. Just realized I put the wrong thing.[/spoiler]
