We the people, being of sound mind and prodigious loins, hereby set forth to blow shit up across the galaxy with extreme prejudice. Our mighty wangs are our Measure of Justice. Alien scum will know only our Vengeance and Retribution, which are the names of our testes, as we teabag their faces into Oblivion. We hold these truths to be self-evident. Something along those lines, I think.