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HOW TO TORTURE FLIES FOR THEIR BAD DEEDS

Have you ever eaten outside and had flys swarm you and your food? Good. Because I'll tell you how to punish them fairly. [b]How to catch them[/b] This step will be needed to torture them First grab a hose and turn it on. Fly comes near you? Spray em by putting your finger In the hole! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Torture 1: Rip off their limbs Torture 2: Rip off their reproductive organs Torture 3: Impale them with a small toothpick Torture 4: Poke their eyes out with a small toothpick Torture 5: Stick it in a water bottle and put a spider in the bottle. (Find a Spider) Torture 6: Light it on fire Torture 7: Make it stay in OffTopic for a day Torture 8: Freeze it then smash it Torture 9: Water boarding Torture 10: If you spray Windex on a fly long enough it will dissolve so do that Torture 11: Microwave it All these methods SHOULD kill a fly. so have fun!
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  • Pro tip: get a spider. It will murder everything you don't like. When the spider gets too much, get a bird. When the bird gets too much, get a cat. When your cat gets too much, get a wolf >>>? when that gets too much, waterboard it.

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