Changes and updates to games are typically done to add new, cool features or fix balance issues. But some are weird, and hilarious (and entirely true). For example: Elder Scrolls Online-Rescued goat trapped in a wall. World of Warcraft- Fixed global pandemic afflicting Azeroth. Dwarf Fortress- Stopped guards from changing gender every twenty steps. Destiny- Expunged Peter Dinklage FIFA 16- Removed pedophile Are there any other weird and funny updates we can think of that actually happened?