Make anything up, roast me, I need to feel bad.
[u]Top five roasts:[/u]
[b]An Traffic Cone
Agent Hel Ines
TopDifficulty
DocSawBones
CaptainWu[/b]
Edit: I wanted to make it top five now because this thread got a lot more attention than I thought.
Edit: Jeez, really putting this thread up there. A lot of your guy's roasts are really good and don't feel like you didn't do a good job making the top 5, I appreciate the effort.
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You're a bitch ass catfish. Queen? Please more like gay queen. A queen seeking the attention of unknowing men believing you to be a woman. Like Sarah the Italian, you're just some grease ball queen pounding down the 8 buck chicken fingers with a side of man-onnaise. Leading on the thirsty pre-pubescent betas that pollute this forum. You may be a man, pretending to be a woman, but you never will be until you go full Bruce Jenner. And even then in the eyes of Jehovah you're still a man. A sinful, broken man with a empty soul and lifeless spirit. Finding cumfort in the waves of thirty boys you catfish in #offtopic