Have you ever eaten outside and had flys swarm you and your food? Good. Because I'll tell you how to punish them fairly. [b]How to catch them[/b] This step will be needed to torture them First grab a hose and turn it on. Fly comes near you? Spray em by putting your finger In the hole! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Torture 1: Rip off their limbs Torture 2: Rip off their reproductive organs Torture 3: Impale them with a small toothpick Torture 4: Poke their eyes out with a small toothpick Torture 5: Stick it in a water bottle and put a spider in the bottle. (Find a Spider) Torture 6: Light it on fire Torture 7: Make it stay in OffTopic for a day Torture 8: Freeze it then smash it Torture 9: Water boarding Torture 10: If you spray Windex on a fly long enough it will dissolve so do that Torture 11: Microwave it All these methods SHOULD kill a fly. so have fun!