There is somewhere I must head There's a gun that'll shoot some lead Strange coins all over the room Pimp Master Xûr in the pool I look like I'm depressed My friends call me obsessed Guardians on the move Is this a wound or a bruise? Earning strange coins For Xûr and he's gone I'm screwed Fûck that It's a shítty inventory he had But I needed some heavy Damn Last Xûrday night Yeah we grinded all night And we had many fights Think we used a booster, I forgot Last Xûrday night Yeah we got somewhere lame And got removed from the game To bad this song is not going to get any fame Last Xûrday night We went patrolling on Mars Killing Taken in the dark Then had a Zealot spawn afar Last Xûrday night Yeah I think we missed Xûr Always thinking that we sure ooh-ohh This Xûrday night Do it all again This Xûrday night Do it all again Trying to no to miss Xûr Don't know what to tell my Wife Think I'm fúcking up my life She's throwing crap at me Lady move from the TV Warrants out for my arrest Think I need a bit of rest Didn't know all of that would occur Earning strange coins For Xûr and he's gone I'm screwed Fûck that Is that a ghallhorn he had? Last Xûrday night Farming all bloody night And we one or two fights Think we saw Xûr, but I forgot Last Xûrday night It's Sunday afternoon Did I fall asleep too soon So I summon some runes Last Xûrday night We went slowly to the park Chanting in the dark Then summoned a demon from a lark Last Xûrday night Yeah that tentacle face of his He makes all the ladies his ooh-ohh-hooohh This Friday night Do it all again Do it all again This Friday night Do it all again Do it all again This Friday night T.G.I.X. T.G.I.X. T.G.I.X. T.G.I.X. T.G.I.X. T.G.I.X. T.G.I.X. Last Xûrday night Yeah we grinded all night And we had too many fights Think we used a synth, I forgot Last Friday night Yeah we went somewhere lame And got kicked out of the game Too bad it'd be a shame Last Xûrday night Farming omigul Because she has no soul Then we found the Ghallarhorn GODDAMNIT THATS THE 30TH ONE!