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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Skatch142:
6/19/2016 4:29:03 PM
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*A man walks up to the Dojo gates. He is wearing a tuxedo with a bow tie and overall he looks very clean and tidy. He pulls out a package of sanitary wipes and takes one, holding it between his hand and the door as he knocks on it.*
(I will occasionally have random guys show up because of Sketch's "reputation" in the nearby villages from before he joined the Dojo. And what I mean by "reputation" is the two-and-a-half year period where the only headlines on the newspapers said "blue wolfman
strikes again!" Or "Blue wolfman spotted stealing food!")
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*William "You can't stop me..." *Sketch tries to get loose, becoming too afraid to completely understand what everyone is saying.* "H-Who you?"
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[i]How hard did that bastard hit you? I'm your boss. Now , come with me if you want food tonight.[/i] *The voice can be heard in your head again* [i]Go with it. I am Mortar's father, Garuud. I'm here to make amends with my son, but apparently I'm saving you right now.[/i]
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"Mraaa!!!!!" *He remembers when you set him on fire and he starts flailing around trying to escape. He seems to start screeching like cats sometimes do.*
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*Garuud holds you with a vice grip and opens a portal to a room in the Underworld, closing it behind him. He lets you go and sits in a recliner* [i]Hope you're happy.[/i]
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*He runs around the room on all fours, looking for an exit. He eventually just retreats into a corner and starts cowering.*
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[i]Hmm... he's scared to death... what should I do.[/i] *Mortar forms next to Garuud.* Hey. Why bring him here, anyway? I know a place where he can calm down. [i]Chill, I just wanted to help.[/i] You did, but I have a better place for him. *Mortar opens a portal with his PST to the main hall of Sketch's cardboard box* Here you go Sketch.
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*Sketch runs in and starts sniffing around. He walks up to a food bowl filled with dog kibble and starts eating out of it.* *William "Gotcha!" *Sketch is startled by William's outburst and jumps about four feet into the air and his fur puffs out. Just then, William falls from the ceiling and lands next to Sketch. William then wrestles a muzzle onto Sketch's face.*
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How did he get in here? Seriously, it's nuke proof! *Mortar runs up to William and tries to wrestle him away* Where's Sketch's bird when you need him?
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*William manages to get the muzzle onto Sketch's face as Malik swoops down, bounces off William's head and lands on the ground, both heads unconscious. Sketch is able to get free and starts frantically running around the room, knocking over objects and trying to get the muzzle off.*
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Sketch, Sketch! *Mortar struggles to get the Muzzle off, but if he can control a massive robotic worm named Leonard he can control a bipedal catwolf*
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*Sketch tries to get free and ends up scratching your cheek then William lifts you up and throws you into a wall before you can get the muzzle off.*
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Ah, fffffffffffffff----udge. *Mortar gets up* Why do you want him. It appears that YOU could have killed more than Sketch
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*William "The difference is that that animal has killed innocent people, I have not."
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Well what would you expect? He wakes up in a different dimension filled with beings he has no idea what they are, not to mention being chased by them, and all the beings he does know don't act like they normally do. He is smarter than anyone I know, and strong. But he doesn't kill innocent people anymore, he is a creature of morality. Now, if you give us Sketch back, you WON'T get dragged into hell.
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*William "Save the explanations for the town leaders, I think I'll take my chances with being sent to h#%%."
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You know that this town down here is engulfed by Twilight, there's gonna be no one. The people from Lothric are in a town farther away, but they help those at the Dojo.
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*William "What are you talking about? The villages are fine." (My posts usually aren't connected to other people's posts... In this, there isn't any twilight.)
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[spoiler]fine[/spoiler] Well... Either way, these people still know the people at the Dojo, so he will be returned either way.
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"If they were going to return it then there wouldn't be a reward."
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That's bull.
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*William "People down there are still afraid because of the sightings around this area. There are rumors that it wanders the village streets at night. People. Are. Afraid." *Sketch has sidled off to the corner where Malik, Dave and Stalker are all trying to get the muzzle off.*
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Yes, but they have no reason to anymore. Mostly what they hear are rumors. There was a huge ass ship that came down and kidnapped people, and Sketch tried to STOP them. You think they should be more concerned about the inhabitants of the ship
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(Since that is still going on right now let's pretend that never happened either...) *William "Did you hit your head when I threw you? You clearly aren't thinking straight."
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[spoiler]Since that is still going on it can count, considering, you know, the ship would still be in the air[/spoiler] Well... let's just say all of the experiments on me as a child made me think things that aren't happening.
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Edited by Skatch142: 6/23/2016 10:05:05 PM[spoiler]If it's still going on and the ship is still in the air then you and Sketch would still be in the ship... I think of these kinds of posts sort of as alternate timelines... The stuff that happens in the quest only counts once the quest is completed... This is especially important since I am going to introduce a new character at the end of the quest so we can't really say posts like this take place afterwards until the quest has actually finished..[/spoiler]
