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Edited by Joyaboi:
6/19/2016 5:02:59 PM
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Cars don't hit people...
Conservative: *gets hit by car* *Calls cops*
Police: "Hello, sir, what's wrong."
Conservative: "A man hit me."
Police: "A man assaulted you? Where are you?"
Conservative: "He didn't assault me, he hit me. I'm on the intersection of FDR and Churchill by the way."
Police: "The intersection, huh? Sir, were you hit by a car?"
Conservative: "Cars don't hit people."
Police: "What?"
Conservative: "People hit people."
Police: "Sir, be clear. Did a man punch you or were you hit by a car?"
Conservative: "Neither."
Police: "For Christ's sake, just tell me what happened."
Conservative: "A man hit me with his car."
Police: *Hangs up*
[spoiler]Its a light hearted joke, please don't be insulted by it or anything.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesTell that to the star trek actor that hot run over by his own car
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I'm a little confused, and I know what happens when you tape theoretical toast to the back of a theoretical cat
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3 RepliesIf guns don't kill people but people kill people then toasters don't toast toast but toast toast toast
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9 RepliesEdited by Promethean241: 6/20/2016 1:07:00 AMI'm going to make a point about gun control now and I really hate to be that guy... but I'm gonna be that guy. See, when a person is drunk and hits with a car, what do you do? Do you restrict the people's rights to buy cars? No, you crack down on drunk driving and bartenders who serve drunks. So, if someone shoots people with a gun, should you restrict people's rights to buy guns? No, you should create stricter guidelines and increase the intensity of background checks.
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3 RepliesAnton yelchins car says otherwise.
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ITT both right and left wing users get triggered
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All I can imagine is some guy just lifting up his Dodge Charger and just slamming it into somebody.
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12 RepliesLiberal logic: if no one had access to cars, then we don't have to worry about accidents. Take cars away from the masses!
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Cars can't kill people with out a person driving. Unless you left it in drive on an incline with a person behind you, which is still human error.
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I sent that in a kik chat and found the Gun Owner [spoiler]Paragraphs of text were sent[/spoiler]
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3 Replies(._. ) I got clipped once. [b]NO TURN ON RED MEAN NO TURN ON RED. READ THE GODDAN -blam!-ING SIGN YOU -blam!-ING AHSSHOLE![/b] The light even indicated it was cool to cross the street. [spoiler]He was going slow-ish because he had to make the turn so I wound up on his hood relatively unharmed. Hella shaken though. Physical altercation ensued. [/spoiler]
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3 Replies*drunk driver kills someone* BLAME FORD! ITS TOO EASY TO BUY A CAR! WE NEED WAITING PERIODS FOR CARS! HIGHER TAXES ON CARS WOULD LOWER DRUNK DRIVING ACCIDENTS! BLAME BUDWEISER!!! ITS TOO EASY TO GET A DRIVERS LICENSE!!
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1 ReplyWhat about Anton Yelchin's car? It went crazy and ran him over all by itself.
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Technically it's the front bumper/ area surrounding the hood of the car that hits
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Uhhh people have been hit by their own car while no one was driving it
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Edited by e4064495: 6/20/2016 12:45:26 PMI beg to differ http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3649910/Was-Star-Trek-s-Anton-Yelchin-killed-dangerous-design-flaw-Jeep-Grand-Cherokee-cars-recalled-shoddy-shifter-led-drivers-exiting-gear.html Stupid jeeps. Rip anton.
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Onetime I got hit by a car cause it's breaks broke or something when sitting on a hill and it rolled down the hill and hit me on my razor scooter. (The brakes were on when it was sitting on the hill. After I got hit they checked the brakes and said that they broke or something.)
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I hit my wife
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Great now I am triggered.
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3 RepliesCars too OP?
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1 ReplyPeople hit cars...
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*car taps my rear bumper* [i][b]I'M SUING YOU FOR BILLIONS, YOU SLY PRICK![/b][/i]
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2 RepliesIm triggered Reported
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woah think you need more tags there bucko
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Edited by KrayZSamurai: 6/19/2016 4:15:27 PMThe sentence is "A man hit me WITH his car." #Poorlythoughtout [spoiler]In all seriousness, I get the joke XD[/spoiler]
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Truuuuuuuu
