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Edited by ßłû:
6/20/2016 7:12:29 AM
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HOW TO TORTURE FLIES FOR THEIR BAD DEEDS
Have you ever eaten outside and had flys swarm you and your food? Good. Because I'll tell you how to punish them fairly.
[b]How to catch them[/b]
This step will be needed to torture them
First grab a hose and turn it on. Fly comes near you? Spray em by putting your finger In the hole! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Torture 1:
Rip off their limbs
Torture 2:
Rip off their reproductive organs
Torture 3:
Impale them with a small toothpick
Torture 4:
Poke their eyes out with a small toothpick
Torture 5:
Stick it in a water bottle and put a spider in the bottle. (Find a Spider)
Torture 6:
Light it on fire
Torture 7:
Make it stay in OffTopic for a day
Torture 8:
Freeze it then smash it
Torture 9:
Water boarding
Torture 10:
If you spray Windex on a fly long enough it will dissolve so do that
Torture 11:
Microwave it
All these methods SHOULD kill a fly. so have fun!
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1 ReplyEdited by Walroof: 6/20/2016 9:55:17 PMBuzzfeed be like: 11 ways to torture flies to death, you won't believe #7!
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Flies haven't done anything, we should be torturing mosquitos and hornets.
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Pro tip: get a spider. It will murder everything you don't like. When the spider gets too much, get a bird. When the bird gets too much, get a cat. When your cat gets too much, get a wolf >>>? when that gets too much, waterboard it.
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Torture 7 seems unspeakably cruel
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6 RepliesI work in a vet clinic and we inject any ticks we remove with hydrogen peroxide.
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5 RepliesInsects can't feel pain, their nervous systems aren't developed enough
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Oh, I thought you meant for me to do all of them to one fly... Now I feel like I did a little bit of an overkill
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3 RepliesThis made me cringe so hard. I slap flies but at least that's quick. Can you imagine the pain of being microwaved? Freezing to death? I hate flies as much as the next guy, but god damn man.
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You forgot electrocution
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What if I get a miniature judas cradle
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1 ReplyWhat about boiling oil ?
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7 RepliesEdited by Ysldexia: 6/19/2016 7:04:18 PMGet some wood (thin & light) cut it into the form of a mini plane. Catch some flies (freeze them 1-5 minutes) Take them out then glue them to the plane. Breathe on them to defrost. Watch a mini plane fly away.
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New topic title. Man finds solution to annoying flies. Number 7? It will blow your mind!
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1 Replywhere to capture fly and restrain them though
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1 Replyoh i could make it just read your threads the fly'd just kill itself then
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5 RepliesThere's not really any reason to kill them, they are just trying to survive while we all live in a paradise with a bountiful amount of food to last us until our life is extinguished.
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1 ReplyI read it as if it was meant to do in that order 0_0
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I can also feed it to my Venus flytrap and drown it in a Windex and Oxiclean cocktail
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1 ReplyEdited by Nerin: 6/20/2016 2:30:11 AMFlys? [spoiler]wtf is a flys[/spoiler]
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Lmao I died at water boarding
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3 Replies1-Get a flamethrower. [b][i]LOOKS LIKE UR A LIL [u]BURNT OUT[/u][/i][/b]
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1 ReplyPull one wing off, flip it upside down and watch it spin in circles
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Step -1: catch the fly
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Microwave it.
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I read this how do tortuous fly for their bad deeds
