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Edited by Ghostfire239:
6/6/2016 3:33:33 AM
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[spoiler][i]Bones of Eao are not responsible for any damage to: Head, Arms, Torso, Legs, Relationships, and/or Emotions.[/i] [/spoiler]
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Edited by redstar_1999: 6/18/2016 8:17:50 PMWhat the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Salt department, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on real enemies, and I have over 300 confirmed Rise of Iron completions. I am trained in saltiness and I’m the top -blam!- in the entire Last City. You are nothing to me but just another Dreg. I will Shoulder Charge you the -blam!- out with Greaves the likes of which has never been seen of before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing Bones. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Cabal gays across Mars and your account is being traced right now so you better prepare for Ddosing, maggot. The Ddos that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can write salt in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare greaves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed Vandal killing but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Pre-buff cryptarch and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Last City you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re being lectured by The Speaker, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo. [spoiler]it's a meme[/spoiler]
