Just had one. In a party with a bunch of friends but playing different games. Playing with a buddy trying to get a skirmish win and barely lost. My buddy says that the blueberry die and lost us the game. Out of nowhere my other bud ( who's just dickin around in the tower) says "-blam!-in deadbeat!" so -blam!-in funny!
Another time, back when I was on the 360 and couldn't record, I killed a legionary with an incendiary grenade and kill a few more things. Next thing I know I turn around and see a legionary with his head and shoulders stuck in the wall with his butt and legs just hanging in the air and he's twerking. Legit twerk like a mad man! I was dying laughing and my fiance ( who hates destiny) even started laughing her ass off! It was great
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When this happened in trials
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So in a game of rift(IB) on sector 618, I went to collect the spark and got instantly melted by four people. My friend said "I got this" *pops stormtrance and landfalls off the map*
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Hopping off sparrow and landed on my head, and died. Lmao
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1: Oryx hit me right in the head sending my body flying 20 meters per sec per sec and it somehow ricocheted right into Oryx's face. This happened right as my friend shot Oryx so it looked like my body killed him. 2: Phalanx launches me 1401581205852340674O08503 km in the air. 3. Punched a Vandal into another Vandal. The second Vandal flew off a cliff. 4. Punch a Psion into a doorway in POE and the door closes on his dead body. His legs start freaking out. 5. A thrall hits me and I go flying into a wall and die.
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Was sat in a little sniper perch with my friend in the Cozmodrone, got a devil Walker event, saw this level 4 (checked his grimoire, was definitely a new player) look up at the skiff and shoot at it, skiff retaliates by dropping the tank on his face. We felt sorry for him but were crying with laughter so much we could hardly shoot straight
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Watching my buddy accidentally go between crota's legs and swipe clear across the stage another time ricocheting a dragons breath napalm canister off a rock in front of the warpriest and killing all the adds which immediately cued the occulus
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Dance parties on top of interceptors in the old combined arms playlists 😂
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Back in y1 a friend and I were doing the taniks nightfall. We were at the part before the walker tank fight, we ran through to hallway and forgot about the 10 or so melee dregs that spawn and got kicked to orbit. We we laughing so hard for a good 5-10 minutes.
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One day my squid squad and I were chilling in Croats end and we entered the crystal room, we were all hyped for our sick loot. We started Crota and quickly downed him to start the first "crotation" Crota was sitting at the right side. We were waiting for him to crotate back to middle. My best bud Rogelio2002 thought it would be a smart idea to peak out and taunt Croat the scrote. I later heated various laughs and yells saying FLIPPA TURN AROUND, WATCH OUT when I noticed Crota full on charging my fire team and I in the crystal room. Let's just say it was gg rip for us. I would never forget how hard I laughed from this happening
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Once in our raid group someone went AFK for a few minutes and left his controller on a sensitive table, so we started spamming him with bullets to vibrate the controller and you could hear all the vibrations through his mic xD
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>Crota Hard >Crota about to enrage >Me crit with red death >sees enemy on radar >runs to kill to get some health >hears fire team screaming >I turn the corner >Crota chasing us in crystal room >Game over
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Was playing challenge mode with some friends when around when it first came out. It was the war priest and we just wiped prolly for the 5th time. This time we get the war priest to a sliver of life left (like 2%) with only 4 guardians remaining. Only one of my friends can get the aura to complete the challenge at this point, but my other friend says "F@&k this, I got this $hi+ and proceeds to get the aura as we are screaming for him not to get it. He grabs it anyway and kills the war priest. He starts to gloat about how we were all scared but he saved it all. When we explained that we didn't get the challenge he was hurt lol. I was crying laughing for literally 15 mins. My gf walked out our bedroom because she was concerned of what was going on lol.
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Playing kings fall and we are in the last rotation and my friend told us to go our orbs and one of my friends didn't go to them so my other friend said "WHAT THE -blam!- JOSH WE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS -blam!-ING RAID FOR THE LAST 2 HOURS AND WE DONE THIS PART 12 TIMES AND YOU STILL DIDNT GO TO THE -blam!-ING ORB WHY THE -blam!- ARE YOU EVEN HERE" then the next run we did it and I got nothing :)
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-Festival of the Lost event -walk down the hall to Shaxx -start talking to Eris "Are you wearing a mask? I can't tell...I'm blind!" She was especially moody during thst month too. XD
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Edited by Thorn: 6/18/2016 6:41:47 PMLullabees first tbag When she's my nerd kicked his teammate from a trials game https://youtu.be/7dLylr284qc
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I did the Aethon Priest as my Warlock jumped down the side of the rock wall after the bridge to kill some adds, I got stuck half in and half out of the wall who the hell knows why, I couldn't even pull my rocket launcher to kill my self the other two players were looking at me like what the hell, I finally died when they actually reached the priest, but it was funny I'm just stuck there for a good 12 minutes, I was cussing at myself like that would help. It's funny now I must have really looked funny to the other players as well.
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Back in Y1: Pushing friends off with solar wind. Getting launched almost to orbit by Cabal Phalanxes. (still happens today!) A defender titan in Bastion map had a bubble and taunting me while I was driving an interceptor. (taunting = tbag in Y1) I proceed to boost my interceptor and ran him over in his bubble. Me and my fireteam falling off cliffs in VOG and falling off into the holes at the first segment of CE. Watching the Templar falling off. Getting swarmed by enemies that benefits from Arc Burn and Lightswitch. (Dregs, Vandals, and Thralls please) Got killed by shotguns and flew backwards really far that I fell out of the map to become unseen. Y2: "Eris, get your rock out of my map!" Screaming like a cowardly person when I first saw Thalnok. (laughed afterwards when he disappears) Falling off and getting pushed by bars in platforming segments of KF raid. Got sniped while in air, then doing 4 front flips and crashing on the ground. (the knock sound effect played when I crashed down rofl!) Blocking a teammate's sniper fire in a crucible match.(because I feel like a jerk that day) Got friendly messages from the enemy team and hatemail from the teammate. xD This game gives me a lot of laughs/ good feeling regardless the bad moments I get sometimes.
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Playing some Iron Banner with 5 friends, nobody is even trying. We all go bubble titans and just troll these guys. Bubbles are placed anywhere we felt like it, one guy took his light to, like 5, and we stomped this other team of 6, laughing and having fun the entire time. I think I went 25/1. Twas a good day.
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Idk why but every time I play the taken emote I die laughing
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Feast your eyes on this gem! Happened today in the nightfall. My brother and I were in a "loading" spot and our other fireteam member decided to die so we could jump ahead and not be stuck as it had already been a minute loading. Results are in the vid... http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/iBagOnYou/video/18657290
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Going in for an epic clutch in trials. 1v3, bait them out in my master plan, drop 2, here comes the 3rd, he throws a grenade and tags me, I throw a lightning nade that catches at an awkward angle *Gaurdian down*
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Edited by Revenant: 6/18/2016 5:28:09 PMSeeing a titan FoH and dropping my void anchor like its hot... Just drops like a stone with no ripples Self rez warlock In range of my anchor. Still tries to melee me but because he doesn't have firey wings and stuff its like a toddler trying to hit you but you have him at arms length Randal the vandal taking on a kinderguardian and winning....several times Cabal phalanxs still twating me into nearby objects for a OHK
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Edited by Fwefwe5: 6/18/2016 5:25:55 PMBack awhile ago I stuck a legionary with a tripmine and a phalanx shield bashed me from behind into the blast radius of the grenade I stuck to the legionary's face and killed me.
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Doing the race up tower for sleeper quest. Come to a door (forget taken phalanx is there)BOOM......... AHHHHH!! it happened 3 times and tickles me
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I was just walking normal in PVE and then all of the sudden I just get thrown into a wall and die. No enemies around me at all. Lmao I don't know what happened.
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So we're at crota I'm the distract bubble everyone is ready. We take down sword bearer. My titan leaps majestically into the air and pin points the landing and then...... slam fists the empty platform..........how to get your entire fireteam laughing.