Just had one. In a party with a bunch of friends but playing different games. Playing with a buddy trying to get a skirmish win and barely lost. My buddy says that the blueberry die and lost us the game. Out of nowhere my other bud ( who's just dickin around in the tower) says "-blam!-in deadbeat!" so -blam!-in funny!
Another time, back when I was on the 360 and couldn't record, I killed a legionary with an incendiary grenade and kill a few more things. Next thing I know I turn around and see a legionary with his head and shoulders stuck in the wall with his butt and legs just hanging in the air and he's twerking. Legit twerk like a mad man! I was dying laughing and my fiance ( who hates destiny) even started laughing her ass off! It was great
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Yesterday
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Me and my friend were doing the nightfall ( more like i was carrying him ) and my other friend was in the back round at his house This was a few days ago and once we got the first room with ads i ran all the way back, got my sparrow, drove back to find him sitting against the wall and some locker type thing, he stares at me, we all know what I'm about to do i ram him with the sparrow and he pops out the corner against another wall [spoiler]"guardian down"[/spoiler]
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This is pretty recently but, we were playing trials on pantheon, my friend at outside heavy activates bladedancer, I snipe the enemy as my friend swipes a him and my friend goes flying off the map and dies. I only meant to body the guy for an assist.
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When I first heard "[b]A CELL FROMTHE PRISION OF ELDERS!!![/b]" From old Dinklebot.
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Running trials with randoms one week, it was our flawless game. 4-4 match and the enemy team all used supers to kill us all. We were all sad because we already lost our mercy. All of the sudden our sunsinger yells "YOU WANNA SEE JESUS?" as he self revives and kills all 3 of them. Best flawless game ever.
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I was helping one of my friends do the caydes stash mission and we got to the taken cabal that has probably pushed every single guardian off that missions map. I knew about it and my friend didn't....you can kinda guess where it was going xD
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Had a guy in my fireteam who was trying stop his gf from sex skyping him while we were trying to kill crota
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Was playing with a few ppl last night and i dont have a mic so I had to signal when I was ready. We were grinding omnigul so everytime we respawned and had full super, I would wave to signify that I was ready. One guy would see me and say "he's ready" and we run to go kill her. At one point, I thought they were just going for it so I ran ahead and started tethering only to realize they hadn't followed. They tried rushing in to fight her but it was too late. They were laughing their asses off cos' they're just casually chatting and all the sudden hear omniguls scream and tons of explosions from my dragons breath. 😂😂
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Doing iron banner with my friends last time the heavy had just drop and everyone was killing people I waited a bit for the other to respawn and this guy put a bubble up on flag c with 6 people inside I just walked into it pointed my rocket at the floor and fired before they could kill me and instant 6 kill steak pops up and my friends were like what hell ufs what did you do? Oh I just blew myself up again but this time it was surprisingly effective lol.
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Before I hopped off destiny for a while, I just walked backwards while crouching around the tower. We got most of the tower lobby to join us (I had about 3 other people in my fireteam) and I couldn't stop laughing. Don't know why though.
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Edited by Beezi-Kage: 6/19/2016 7:44:33 PMBack when I got my 4th Gjallarhorn during the Crota days and my fire team lost their shit! Or another time a Blade Dancer tried to clutch trials for his team and activated his super midair only to fall off the map. Next round his buddy used Death From Above right off the map too.
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When i got Dust Palace 5 times in a row in the VHS playlisr
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This happened while I was playing trials with some friends. We lost the game because of this, but it was totally worth it.
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We had just started the taniks strike, and my buddy shoulder charged the shrieker, killing it. I saw about 3 frames of a grey object not normally there, and then I died from misadventure. I died from a part of the shrieker that got launched into me. We needed a few minutes after that
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Killed a vandal with a nade. His head got stuck in building above his head and he was just hangin there like a pinata.
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Back in late Year 1, myself and a friend were doing Vanguard strikes, and we got the Devil's Lair. During that one part with the Walker, I killed my one friend with my sparrow on top of the building towards the back. This continued until the Walker was killed. I decided to take my sparrow into the boss room to torment my friend some more. One thing that I forgot about that room was that you could jump through that one glass window. He did that, and that window was on a wall, though. So, I ramped my sparrow off one of the Fallen barrel things and managed to hit it perfectly to where it went straight over the wall, through the window and straight into my friend's face, thus sending him right into the wall and killing him for the final time of the strike. Just the perfection of the jump made me laugh for the next two minutes.
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Good job m8. For once there's a positive thread on the forums
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Edited by Vortec: 6/19/2016 9:13:25 PMBack in the old days of vanilla I was running VoG with my clan and a younger boy who we found in the tower for the first time and we had been at Atheon for a while, so we were about to kill him then all of the sudden the relic bugged out and we all died, so the younger boy says "I got this guys" so he self rez's and is throwing grenades and shooting at Atheon then falls off the edge, so everyone was so depressed then it starts to count down 3...2...1...black scr...then all you here is one of our clan mates scream into his mic "OUT OF THE ASHES A PHOENIX IS BORN" and he self rez's and is yelling and screaming shooting him with a Doctor Nope(fast shooting AR) and then atheon dies and everyone was yelling and screaming while I was just dying laughing, that was the best thing that has ever happened. 2nd Story: Me and my clan were doing iron banner and we were playing Control on Twilight Gap, so one of my clan mates puts a bubble halfway on B, then an enemy defender walks about and puts his on the other half so me and my clanmate just were sitting there in the bubble and the other defender and one of the other enemies were just dancing then all of the sudden our friend who was playing voidwalker (the same one that killed atheon in the first story) yells "I was born for this" and runs into the enemy bubble from out of nowhere and throws his Nova bomb at the ground killing him and the enemies in the bubble, and I couldn't stop laughing at that the whole match.
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Trials, playing with clanmates. Wipe enemy team, one self-rezes. I shotgun-melee him super quickly he didn't even throw a nade or a punch. Other guy self-rez, kills one of my teammates, I run away, turn back, last guardian standing . . . [spoiler]Peregrine Greaves for the win boys[/spoiler]
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Psion Flayers, guy ran to save me and fell off the cliff and kept dying repeatedly.
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Edited by Arpaktico: 6/19/2016 2:44:38 AMWas playing crucible with friends, one comes up to me and says "above you", and of course, my stupid ears heard "I love you". So i said I love you too and silence enveloped the chat for a little bit until someone called it out. Was only laughing about it for days after [spoiler]funny beans[/spoiler]
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Here goes. I was in Drifter and I was just getting into using different subclasses for PVP. I was really finding Gunslinger great fun, double Knives and double StickMines #RIP. I kept running into the same dude over and over and we had a few fierce battles. As I always lifting my Golden Gun, he Quiver'd me. I messaged him Z: [i]I used to be a gunslinger, then I took and arrow to the knee![/i] Q: [i]that skyrim pun tho[/i] We switched maps onto Bannerfall and we had a few more run ins but he randomly left or DC'd. So I messaged him, via inspiration from this picture. https://imgur.com/a/WHziM Z: [i]If you're having Crucible problems I feel bad for ya son, I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one![/i] That picture had me crippled in pain from laughing.
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A few weeks or so after SRL when someone here posted about having a cool looking Guardian. Go to inspect, and their Titan had on all the brown SRL gear but with the Rahool mask on. Know this doesn't [i]sound[/i] so funny, but to see it was just a thing of... well, [i]not[/i] beauty, that's for sure! Laughed so hard I kinda hurt myself and my wife was worried.
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Edited by willowe4u: 6/18/2016 6:43:41 PMOh boy... I have two... One happened last night!! First one: CE days. A friend and I was soloing Crota for fun, I was the sword wacker, so I was jumping around like a bunny waiting for the sword night to come charging out of his cave thinking he will save the world, I had my TADA! GALLY!!! I got this, I will blast him and grab the sword fast like I have done countless times, bouncing around ... See him... AHHHH HAAAA! Time has come!!! Pull my power trigger of death wielding wolf rounds ...... Only to bounce barely enough back and to the side to be behind a pillar and poop... Misadventure.... We laughed for about 30 mins... It was hilarious! Second: Sooo I had a little too much to drink last night... Guess we all have heard this before. Was playing with friends just farming heroics with three of coins. I main a Titan, but I thought since the nerf dart gun update I would just my warlock a go for a bit. In my drunken happiness, I saw I had the void exotic sword on her and thought, what the hell, should be fun. We got shield brothers, so run in and hit the trigger and make a turkey gobbling noise as it did the aoe affect.... And I about pissed Myself laughing so hard at myself... My teammates were also laughing so hard we couldn't play. I can never use that sword ever again.!!! So yeah, Full grown adult woman... Acts retarded on this game and love having fun!!! Enjoy my stupidity!
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Remember the time bungie did an update and it worked flawlessly? Remember when we had no weasels and newts..nope me either
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The first time my friends and I got to the dick wall in the TTK raid.