Just had one. In a party with a bunch of friends but playing different games. Playing with a buddy trying to get a skirmish win and barely lost. My buddy says that the blueberry die and lost us the game. Out of nowhere my other bud ( who's just dickin around in the tower) says "-blam!-in deadbeat!" so -blam!-in funny!
Another time, back when I was on the 360 and couldn't record, I killed a legionary with an incendiary grenade and kill a few more things. Next thing I know I turn around and see a legionary with his head and shoulders stuck in the wall with his butt and legs just hanging in the air and he's twerking. Legit twerk like a mad man! I was dying laughing and my fiance ( who hates destiny) even started laughing her ass off! It was great
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A guy I play with is super British. Really cool dude who helps people way more than he should I swear he dosent need to sleep. Another guy I play with who is one of his best friends in the game is like country American. British guys is kinda quiet and he was saying something in a mumbling voice so nobody could hear him, in his defense it was like 5 am where he lives. But the American guy goes "dude I'm really tired and your really British so I can't understand you your goona have to speak up" The whole fireteam was silent for about a second and then we laughed so hard our raid was like 30 mins later than we wanted to start XD
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Edited by DOCLARK87: 6/19/2016 11:42:38 PMI had a pretty cool moment last night. I don't record clips much, but that was my instant reactiln when this happened: Playing Clash on Rusted Lands near C-Flag building. I see an opposing Warlock gliding along in my general direction (from Heavy towards C). I decide that I am going to meet him mid-air and blast him with my Party Crasher +1. No problem. I sprint. I jump. "Holy shit! Nova Bomb!" The Super just misses over the left shoulder and I proceed to load the Warlock's chest with buckshot. Oh yeah. Consider your Party to be successfully Crashed Mr. Random Warlock that I may never see again. I let out a solid chuckle, eventually sighing in relief.
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Every week when the "Bungo weekly update" gets published...
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Edited by Snafu Gundam: 6/18/2016 8:57:17 PMTook a friend thru Malock strike his 1st time. We just finished clearing the first room, told him to run as soon as the door opens. He got a face full of exploding Thrall. XD
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Yesterday a striker smashed right on top of me and didn't kill me. We both literally stood there in aw and I was laughing so hard. I just sat down and let him kill me after that shit lol.
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Starting the game and thinking there are scretes right of the bat and I jump off the cliff.
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Crota chasing me into the crystal room just to shank me with his sword.
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I've got a video doing crota with my friends.... Back when it was glitchy as shit. We were kind of jumbled up either side as we hit crota and out swordbearer gets up few swings and we repeat etc. So we knew he had to rotate right so 3 of us start running towards the left door to was back inside.... As we reach the door we get slammed by crota and instantly deleted.... We were like WTF? Then out of nowhere he teleports to the other side and hits out other 3 players who went to ran in the other door as they saw crota heading the wrong way. Whole team dead - we were in tears was the best cheese by crota ever
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Edited by Kittimu: 6/19/2016 10:13:09 PMI like to stick a grenade on my sparrow then ride it and see how far I go flying. Lol. Or when I opened the Court of Oryx chest and a dead thrall popped out.
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Yesterday, was farming omnigul for grasp solo. Get three bonds, no grasp. Took 2 hours. Friend gets on, ask if he wants in. He does. We do it for another hour. He gets 3 grasps, I get four more bonds. His son takes over coz he has to do something. He asks his dad to use his own character. His dad says yes. So, younger friend is on his character, he gets 3 more grasps, I get five more bonds. That adds up to a total of 12 bonds for me, and 6 grasps, for people not me. He has to go. I decide ill try once more solo. I finally get one. Kinda crappy, danger close, third eye, only stability perk is fitted stock. I play with it for a little. Decides its fun.
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Playing rumble with my friend. I go for a shoulder charge, but he kills me as I activate it and my body goes flying. [i]i cried and had to turn off my mic I was laughing so hard.[/i]
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I was playing Iron Banner, back in House Of Wolves, with a full fireteam. We're on the map Rusted Lands. I'm sitting at the little room in front of C-zone, waiting for special to spawn in. As I'm waiting, one of my buddies runs through the room, right past me. I call out to him, and he runs back to me. He turns his character to mine, and does his little Exo wave. As he's mid-salute, he gets dome-shotted by a sniper in the back of the map, and his body goes flying to the side. I absolutely lost my sh*t and had to sit in a corner for a good 2 and a half minutes, because I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Needless to say, my buddy was nowhere near as amused as I was, lol.
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It was me, my friend, and other friend who was too low of light to damage anything. It was year one, and the setting was Crota. Hours had passed waiting for enough heavy to spawn so the timing wouldn't be thrown off on Crota. We decide one more try. One more tear filled try. This time is going better. Good damage on Crota, near perfect run. My friend sword bearing runs up the rock, calls out to fire. Then, he rotates out of sync. Out of sync, our clock or Crota's internal one, I'll never know but I'll remember the tears forever after. I hesitate to fire, calling out he rotated. My friend yells in a frenzy to fire, we're running out of time. I shoot two glorious unnerfed Gjallarhorn rockets and bring that bastard to his knees. My friend jumps up, having to run up the right side walk way, gets only enough hits to trigger enrage but not Death. He has so low health, Oryx finally raises an eyebrow in worry that these fatigued Guardians will finally do it. After all, only a light attack from the sword would've finished him. My friend falls off the right side to avoid Crota's dark blade but only just. He jumps straight back up as a Titan with Max agility and height since hard mode had no chalice to bring Light to damaged Guardians. I fire off my last two rockets from the weapon of fallen Guardians, and my helpfulness is gone like the smoke of the ballistics. Crota drops to his knee, awaiting the axe to fall whispering in Hive tongue, "My ancestors are smiling upon me Imperial. Can yours say the same?" My friend is slicing as fast as possible, the Oversoul gaining strength above us. Slice, swing, sla-. Crota stands up, and cuts my friend down, with a smile on his ethereal being. For a second, silence in the party. Then, utter rage and spittle flies as curses soar from the tongue of this man pushed too far. Yelling, cursing, banging, then, a click and silence. My friend who was too low of a light level was over at my house that night. So as we look at each other from across the couch as our tears blind us, and our laughter silences us, we realize the source of our merriment was gone. Then, I say with shaky breath, "What if he finally raged so hard his heart exploded?" We -blam!-ing lost it again. Five minutes pass and it's no longer looking like a joke, just the best and most hilarious death of all time. Then, rustling in our ears, and a deep sigh. Then, this. [spoiler]I threw my controller and I couldn't find it. I'm getting off.[/spoiler] Crota had and still has his bugs and glitches, but I will never, ever, forget this day that Crota brought me to my knees not from rage, or virtual execution, but tears. Tears of joy. Thank you for reading.
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Crota raid on hard mode doing sword on warlock and had crota stay focused on to my warlock and chase me for 2 laps around the map including him going into crystal room..... was one of the funniest and strangest moments in destiny for me besides having a phalanx launch me while on patrol on Mars across the map that I was still flying when turn back timer ended lol
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It's still pushing members of your fire team off cliffs when they're busy doing stuff in the menu. Or hitting them at full pelt on your sparrow sending them half way across the map to then die from the impact.
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Was playing trials on rusted lands with this kid once, we had the A spawn, and this was a against some scrubs He goes up into that room next to special and goes "watch this nova bomb", takes a running leap, counts down, casts his super, it hits the wall completely missing everybody and then he immediately gets sniped That was a solid 2 minutes of laughter for me lol.
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The story.
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When my friend got his first gjallahorn he started yelling so loud and his father think he haved an attack of epilipse
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Hunters
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My first Atheon kill, my warlock decided he didn't want to glide so I jump off the middle platform to my death.
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When TTK came out and we were sti having troubles at totems, someone always died when we were almost done. It was hilarious
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When I blew a fallen captain's head off with a rocket launcher lol. You would think that a rocket launcher would be incapable of headshoting, but seeing the rocket explode and watching the white substance burst through its head was hilarious.
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Edited by Romulus: 6/19/2016 9:31:58 PMWas attempting to get Flawless Raider this weekend in Crota's End and my buddy died from the drop into the Hellmouth. He said he twisted his ankle.
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Ever heard of a easybake sunbreak oven? Explosive pire pre-nerf and a enemies are moving agains eachother spawn cave. Throw one hammer and too be continued....
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I was doing rift for a quest, and got Vertigo, ao decided to troll. I just camped on thd other side of thd teleporter (where you go when you enter the teleporter with the rifts on both sides) and shotgunned everyone that came through. The spark runner came and I shotgunned and wave at him. He self-ressed, and I shotgun meleed him and killed him again. I was dying laughing
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Yesterday