Now before you fanboys cry on my post I would like to remind everyone that this is a big boy post. For people who are mature enough to handle the fact that xbox lost E3 and lost by miles. So if you cant handle it please grab your blankie and exit my post. :^) Now that thats out of the way I can talk to mature people about the suckyness of the xbox franchise. I know what you're thinking you're thinking that broken steel 3 (the bungie forum heavyweight champion ) is such a nice person he considers other people's feelings and heck he doesn't even cuss. This is true I would also like to add that I love all people. Now lets talk about E3 ....man I never laughed so hard in my life. After watching xbox stink up E3 with a Dutch oven they call a show. Like who cares about halo wars 2 that franchise died years ago. Gears 4 lmao its 3rd person enough said and scale bound really you expect me to buy a game thats called scalebound lmao I don't think so. I think thats all the games they announced if I missed a few chances are they sucked. Now to the harware they announced 2 new consoles the xbox one s / cheese grater and SCORPIO! Again with a name like Scorpio its bound to suck. I would have to say titanfall 2 and destiny rise of iron won E3. Did you all see Deej's performance at E3! That man deserves a pay raise! He pumped up the whole destiny fanbase. I started throwing my money at the Tv..heck I started throwing my money everywhere. When the pizza guy came to my door I threw my money at him too.....Thanks Deej. Well its time for me to go rub oil all over my body and start posing in front of my mirror. Please leave your comments below and when I finish I will be sure to read them.
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This post is brought to you by broken steel 3 your bungie forum heavyweight champion and author of the award winning poem Tears of the Fanboy
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I like this guy. I love how he wants to be hated. It's inspiring and funny. How can I donate?
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Everyone lost it. All the showcases sucked. Sure there were some cool games on those showcases but they sucked compared to other E3s.
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Xbox and PlayStation are completely different. They both have different games, different controllers, and different styles. If you like Sony's products than play on your ps4, if you like Microsoft's products than play on your Xbox 1. People need to grow up and stop thinking their opinion is better than everyone else's.
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I am happily confused as to what this post means..
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Ayy lma
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I don't think anyone actually takes you seriously anymore. Your posts are stale. Come up with new ideas.
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Once again, you speak the truth. All hail broken steel 3!
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I was going to comment something serious but then i looked at OP's name.
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Great post. 10/10
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Wait what, E3 was a competition? I thought it was just an event to showcase new games and hardware.
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Did he copy and paste another post? Did he do that stupid shit where he replies with an Eagles song?
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It's called Xbox one for a reason m8 [spoiler];)[/spoiler]
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You try [b][u]WAY[/u][/b] too hard to be something you're not. Funny. This is possibly the reason why you don't have any friends.
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I used to respect your troll posts but your pretty garbage now. Wait let me guess your gonna say "need to cry". Maybe I do but you need to learn how to make some better posts because your a disappointment. Better ingredients, better pizza, papa johns.
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Maaaan shut up and give me your fruit cocktail.
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For those of you that didn't read the post its half Xbox bashing and the rest is verbally polishing Deej's knob
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OP is confirmed kid. Wants to start console wars.
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Nice b8
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Nice opinion
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Yet you play Xbox
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I stopped reading at... [quote]big boy post...[/quote] Haha...
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Champ go to the store and buy something me better b8.
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When did all the close-minded fanboys migrate to playstation?
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Edited by Starlord1245: 6/23/2016 7:25:23 AMNo offense Steel but I think you should respect people's opinions and what games they like a lot more. Don't act like the whiny kid no one wants to listen to. I'm not saying you can't have an opinion but if people disagree with you don't judge them for it.
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I honestly don't care who won. As long as I get some new games I'm fine! Halo wars 2 Titanfall 2 Destiny rise of iron Some other game that doesn't have a two at the end of it
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