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6/16/2016 3:44:42 AM
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Petition to smear poop on all hunter capes
Lets change the textures of all hunter capes to add poop smeared across them. You know, since the purpose of updates is just to piss players off now ;)
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1 ReplyEdited by Space Cadet: 6/16/2016 4:26:19 AMWhy stop there? Universal: Hunter Knives are now replaced with Butter Knives. Gunslinger- Golden Gun is now replaced with Water Rifle. Tripmines now are only capable of tripping enemies. Incendiary Grenades are replaced with water balloons. Scatter Grenades (or was that the Warlock one)? How about your Guardian does a grenade throwing animation but absolutely nothing happens? Your Throwing Knife is now a regular Butter Knife. Nightstalker- Shadowshot's projectile is replaced with a toilet plunger. The tether is now yarn. Spike Grenades are now only aesthetic. Oh, pretty light! Voidwall Grenades are now a single use Cinderblock. You can eventually stack them, but they despawn on caster's death. Only one block per grenade charge. Vortex? What are you talking about? Smoke Bombs are now balloons filled with water vapor, capable of doing absolutely nothing effective.
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While we're at it, let's go ahead and make the hunter supers do the damage equivalent to the kvostov.
