[b]Somewhere in the Warp.[/b]
Tzeentch, Cegorach, The Deciever and The Emperor were playing a very rousing game of Paradox-Poker-Billiards-Chess-Roulette.
"Stop taking too long Emps! This game has taken too long!"
Shouted The Deciever.
"Uuuuuhhh....."
Said the Emperor, clearly not decided on his turn.
"I'm going to Mindfück you Empy, Get playing already!"
Said Tzeentch, annoyed by the Emperors slowness.
"This is why Creed was banned from playing!"
Said Cegorach.
"No you idiot Creed was banned for sneaking in Warhound Class Titans!"
The four fought over random shit, like why Creed was banned or how the Emperor was a massive tool or how Tzeentchs plans never end.
[spoiler]Tis a Joke post, I don't know why I did it.[/spoiler]
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Slaanesh walks in wearing a penguin skin overcoat with his penis tucked between his legs. "Bow to the majestic cock of sexual prowess!!" Yells Slaanesh as he pivots his hips back and forth, slinging his wiener like a baseball bat and slapping beer bottles off the table.
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Edited by Obi-Emp Kenobi: 6/12/2016 5:19:31 PM"Dammit you hyper sexual...thing!" Said Cegorach. "We were into a game of Hyper-Poker-Billiards-Chess-Roullete!" Yelled The Deciever. "Ew, another Chaos God." Said the Emperor. "What did you just say you racist dick!?" Said Tzeentch. "WAIT IT MAY TRANSFORM INTO A LITERAL RACIST DICK!" said Cegorach.