So, my neighbor is a lying asshole who wrote a letter to my HOA telling them my 13 year old Black Lab barks at night, keeping him awake.
I have an 11 month old. That dog hasn't barked at night, ever...let alone in the past 11 months. My neighbor moved in 4 months ago.
Do I sue him for libel or what?
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Key his car, egg his house, and shit in his A/C intake. Preferably in that order.