I need to be filled in on what happened since then.
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You have to Let it Go
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Liberals continued to kill Europe.
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I killed everyone that you knew and loved...
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*looks up from magazine; Donald Trump proclaimed next US president on the cover* You haven't missed much.
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This planet is like 10° hotter, your wife died, you were frozen for ten years, iPhone are still very overpraised, soccer balls are in every bungie game now, trump is winning the election, destiny got a little better since the taken king, your technically ten years older and all your friends and family forgot about two weeks after you froze yourself
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Go back to being frozen
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A guy named Barack Obama has been president since 2008 and now we don't know what bathroom to use.
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None of it matters anyway. You'll kill yourself when you hear the two remaining presidential candidates.
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Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton are the last two presidential candidates.
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Why did you freeze yourself? Is it because you couldn't wait 4 days for the realese of the Wii? [spoiler]I hope you get that reference [/spoiler]
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Just go back in the fridge and come back in 20 years trust me
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The porn is better quality
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I saw you posting a couple weeks ago.
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Somehow, the situation in the Middle East and North Africa got drastically worse. After toppling Saddam and seeing Iraq descend into madness, America decided we'd like more of the same.
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The presidential race is between a billionaire liar who bares a great resemblance to biff from back to the future and a criminal
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The world descended into chaos.
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You can't say anything anymore without triggering anyone. Oh and don't be surprise if you see a dude in the lady restroom.
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The world will end next year when it's the 2012
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*Gives steak burrito with rice, queso and refried beans*. You must be famished after 10 years. The Subway guy got arrested, Xbox Ones and PS4s are out, Kim Kardashian married Kanye West and the Russians invaded Syria.
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U.S. is about to have its first female president.
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You finished the fight
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Remember the story 1983?
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Donald Trump happened
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buy watch dogs. very immersive.
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Don't trust Bungie anymore, don't buy any Halo past and including 4
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Yes. Surely. Thine name hasn't come up at least 10 times this week.