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Destiny

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Edited by SoloXYZed: 6/9/2016 3:43:44 PM
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Warlocks... I've been inspired to walk among you.

My girlfriend started playing Destiny and her choice was Warlock. At first I thought to myself... -blam!-, after 7 years this bitch finally picks up a game with me, Destiny of all games and she chooses a Warlock?! It's just cuz the dress isn't it?! -blam!-!!!!!!! I already own a house with this chick and I JUST paid a years worth of home insurance and property taxes, fml, oh well cuz this shit is OVER!... thankfully, I slept on that decision... I decided hey, maybe in some crazy way we might get along and work through this... just maybe. After couching her way to lvl 40, getting her in touch with all her powers and abilities and watching her become a Stormcaller (I'm a Stormcaller quest virgin) I had an epiphany (Before I didn't even know what this word was, I'm getting smarter already!) And I realized how awesome Warlocks really are and for the first time since she started playing I knew she felt awesome too, gliding through the map obliterating any vex in her path and I was right along side her with my eyes and mouth wide open! (Don't get too flattered, we were both on stuff). I decided... maybe... maybe I could be a Warlock too! And so it has begun, I cast my Hunter superiority aside and I floof! My Warlock brothers, yall are ok, insane but ok, I mean... the way Ikora talked about getting the weather to acknowledge your existence and shit was pretty uhhh... excusable? but respect, as a Hunter, or Warlock, I got your back. As for Titans?... I'll never be a big smelly stupids like you... I should mention I did have a Warlock in vanilla, deleted it cuz it sucked bawls, Stormcaller is pre coo though. Peace. Edit: #Hunterstillmasterracethoughsorriez

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