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6/8/2016 11:23:53 AM
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Pick Up A Girl With Your Videogame Accomplishments
And not necessarily just accomplishments. But just anything related to videogames. Such as pick-up lines involving games or whatever. Cringy lines are both expected and welcome.
[u]For example:[/u]
[i]"I have a 4.20 K/D in Call of Duty."[/i]
[i]"Wanna' come over and Smash?"[/i]
[i]"I'll capture your flag, Baby."[/i]
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Baby, is this overwatch[spoiler]because I'm gonna make my justice rain from above onto you[/spoiler]
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"Hey girl, are you a synth? Cuz I wanna infiltrate your Institute" "Hey girl, are you Preston Garvey? Cuz I wanna check out your settlements" "Hey girl, are you from The Brotherhood of Steel? Cuz I got some technology you'd like to get your hands on" "Hey girl, are you in the railroad? Cuz I wanna rail you tonight" "Hey girl, have you ever killed a Mirelurk Queen? Cuz that's not the only giant monster lookin to destroy you"
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2 RepliesEdited by DirtyBlondeMedic: 6/8/2016 1:37:55 PMHey baby. Are you from Overwatch? Because Ive been Tracing you all day and you better hope I have Mercy ┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬
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You know what you legs and gaming news have in common? [spoiler] i get to spread em'[/spoiler]
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I beat Double Dragon In the arcade With a broken punch button.
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"I have over 36,000 gamerscore"
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2 Replies87 Platinum trophies.
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"I finished The Last of Us on grounded difficulty"
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5 Replies"I beat World at War on Veteran."
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I platinumed Bloodborne, so I'm experienced with bleeding women.
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Edited by wojo55: 6/9/2016 11:30:14 PMSure I'll join the fun why not. I have 90000 gamerscore but the only achievement I haven't got and the only one that matters is having you
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1 ReplyDestiny: I have Gjallarhorn. Forza: I have an F1 car. Call of Duty: I have a 11.69 K/D
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1 Reply[i]Hey girl, I'll tear that pussy apart like a demon in doom.[/i]
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I'm closing in on 60,000 gamerscore. Wanna help me get to 69?
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I have a 2.26 K/D in TDM on Black Ops 3. Oh and did I mention my SPM is 378? 😉
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1 ReplyI beat All-Star mode as every character... [b][i]On Intense difficulty.[/i][/b]
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I beat all 3 Donkey Kong Country games on the SNES.
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Edited by StonedxBlade: 6/12/2016 8:34:59 PMHer - "Look at the leaderboards, Finally I'm on top!" Me - "I could've sworn I let you on top all the time" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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I could be on top of more than just the leaderboards if y'know what I'm saying ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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i enjoy reading these 😂😂
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1 ReplyI beat halo reach on legendary [spoiler]solo[/spoiler]
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Using nothing but a squad of Grenadiers and an MG42 Gun Team to distract and delay, and a squad of PanzerGrenadiers to ambush, i held off two whole Companies of US Infantry. Without air support......
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"I know the debug code for the Sonic games ;)" [spoiler]Disclaimer: May not be effective from early 2000's onwards.[/spoiler]
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I'm on a 14 win streak in Marvel vs Capcom 2
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I have a damaged ammo drum mod
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Edited by Yoder023: 6/15/2016 6:54:23 PMI have a job that pays 21.90 /hr Damn..... No wonder I don't have a girlfriend. Can't even follow simple rules
