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Edited by Ghostfire239:
6/6/2016 3:33:33 AM
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"BONES OF EAO"! THE SOLUTION TO THE UNIVERSE!
[b]Hunters[/b]! Are you [b]TIRED[/b] of using [b]TRIPLE JUMP[/b]!? Did [b]YOU[/b] just recently discover "[b]BETTER CONTROL[/b]"!? Are you [b]TIRED[/b] of watching [b]TITANS[/b] go [b]FASTER[/b] than [b]YOU[/b]!? Are [b]TIRED[/b] of losing every race to your [b]TITAN SKATING [/b]friend!? Well then this exotic is [b]PERFECT [/b]for [b]YOU[/b]!! FROM THE COMPANY THAT BROUGHT YOU [b][i]"PEREGRINE GGGRRRRREEEAAAAAAVVVEEESSSSS"[/i][/b]
[i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b][/i]
EVER WANTED TO BE [b]SANIC[/b]!?
[i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b][/i]
WANNA KNOW WHAT'S IT'S LIKE TO BE A TITAN, WARLOCK AND HUNTER [b]HYBRID[/b]!?
[i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b] [/i]
PESKY SNIPER ON THE [b]OTHER SIDE [/b]OF THE MAP!?
[i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b][/i]
YOUR STUPID ASS TEAMMATES KEEP TAKING THE SPARK BEFORE [b]YOU[/b] CAN GET TO IT!?
[i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b][/i]
YOUR STUPID ASS TEAMMATES KEEP TAKING THE HEAVY AMMO BEFORE [b]YOU[/b] CAN GET TO IT!?
[i][b]BONES OF EAO![/b][/i]
YOUR GIRLFRIEND LIKES THE ROCK MORE THAN SHE LIKES [b]YOU[/b]!?
[b][i]BONES O[/i][/b]-...Nah there's really nothing you can do in that case...sorry....
CALL 1-777-777-7777 TO GET YOUR BONES OF EAO TODAY! BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! IF YOU CALL NOW WE'LL THROW IN "THE ROCK"! TITANS AND WARLOCKS WILL [b][u]HATE YOU[/u][/b] AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL [b][u]LOV[/u][/b]-...No She'll still be in love with The Rock...Sorry...Again...
[b][i]BONES OF EAO!![/i][/b]
[i]Must be Level 18 or higher to order.[/i]
[spoiler][i]Bones of Eao are not responsible for any damage to: Head, Arms, Torso, Legs, Relationships, and/or Emotions.[/i] [/spoiler]
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Edited by Xero: 6/7/2016 3:56:12 AMSounds all good....but remember the hidden Crucible* Disclaimer [spoiler][quote] WARNING!!!! If you are gung-ho to run around corners and hallways in Crucible, you will either get: Sniped, Smoked, Shotgunned, Headshotted, Meleed, Shoulder Charged, Bubble Blinded (followed up with a shotgun blast to the face), Fist of Havoc-ed, Hammer Slammed, Grenaded, Burned, Scorched, Electrocuted, Disintegrated, Bombed, Rocket Launched, Teathered, Hunted, Sliced, Diced, Impaled with a Magical Arrow, Misadventured, Killed by The Architects... OR... ...ALL of the above. ALL. AT. ONCE. More warnings are to be added as of: [b][i]indefinately.[/i][/b] Disclaimer to be updated as needed... [i]ammendment[/i] i) The Crucible is not responsible for the loss of any hands, arms, feet, legs, various body parts, helmets, gauntlets, chest pieces, boots, guns, ghosts, pride, dignity, tears, faith or lack thereof, or any rage of any kind hereby to be obtained now or in the future. ii) Any and all complaints on the Crucible may be forwarded to the R.A.G.E. (Really Angry Guardians Engaged) Department. These complaints will be serviced on a Daily basis. I, <Guardian>, hereby acknowledge this disclaimer for the Crucible and accept the Terms and Conditions, or lack thereof, by voluntary participation in any given match now, or in the future, indefinately. [/spoiler] [spoiler]A wise man chuckled and would say "The Crucible is no place for mercy"... [/spoiler][/quote]
