[b]1. They taste good[/b]
Like any candy should, Airheads taste delicious. With a variety of fruit flavors, it's easy to find one you'll like.
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[b]2. They help strengthen your jaw[/b]
Airheads are very difficult to chew. As you chew you're exercising your jaw. This means you're burning calories and strengthening your jaw muscles. Can any other candy do that?
[b]3. Chewing fatigue keeps you from eating too much[/b]
It's incredibly easy to binge on candy and end up eating way too much. That's not a problem with Airheads. They'll tire out your jaw so you won't want to eat any more. That way you can overcome the draw of sugar before you've eaten them all.
[b]TL;DR[/b]
I can't control myself so I need my candy to tire me out so I don't eat too much.
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Edited by Odd Ball M4AE4: 6/5/2016 3:40:27 AMBecause they sum up the majority of America in one word?