Our Father, who art in Destiny,
RNGesus be Thy Name.
Thy dailies done, Your strikes be run, on Earth as in the rest of the Solar System. Give us this day Your Grimoires read and forgive us our nerd rages, as we forgive those who nerd rage against us. And lead us not into Troll Threads but deliver us from the Crucible.
For Thine is the Loot, the Exotics, and the Sub Fee, forever and ever..Amen.
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I thought Jeff Dunham and his skeleton puppet going to Israel was bad enough. And now this....all I have to say is... [spoiler]-blam!- this shit I'm out! *Leaves the forums*[/spoiler]
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Aaaaamee.....SCREW YOU RNGESUS!!! WHY THE HELL DO YOU KEEP GIVING ME ORANGE GHOSTSHELLS!!!! .... oke I have calmed down, hej look a sublime engram sweet! Lett me decrypt that...turned into neuroghast armor...WHAT!?!?! NEUROGHAST!?!?!? RNGJESUSSSSSSS!!!!*&#£$@¥@£÷&&#&#£÷£÷€=£¥(×#,,#*@(@*@?@?,@&÷^÷^#£#!!!!!!!!!
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Replace amen with Ramen
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Ok in the interest of fairness now do one about the Koran.
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Anyone else feel like this guy is like a jehova witness? Just shows up on your doorstep preaching and you're just like, "Hail Skolas, my lord and master."
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Very nice. Haha!
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Funny👍
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Lmao except nobody ever forgives others for their rages on these fourms and for good reason too. Some people's complaints and arguments are just sad to read.
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There is but one god. He walks the void with a trophy helmet made from the skull of a dead mythical goat err I mean ram. Everywhere he goes the people praise him. The end.
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Edited by GTLargo21: 6/6/2016 4:00:48 AMSay 100 Hail-Praedyth muthafckrs!
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[b][i]There is only one God, and his name is Death. and there is only one thing we say to Death: Not today.[/i][/b]
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Rahool is great, Rahool is groot. Let us thank him for our loot.
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Aaaaand it's time to back to the Division.
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Maybe if I recite this every night, it will increase my loot chances. :3
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Captain's Eyes are Red, Dreg's Heads explode blue, Dismantle mines, yes? Or die, will you.
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All hail Atheon, our lord and savior.
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Edited by testsubject121: 6/6/2016 7:01:44 PMK. I'm an [u]aetheon[/u]ist
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I think instead of amen its should be hey macarana! But nice.
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[quote]For Thine is the Loot, the Exotics, and the Sub Fee, forever and ever..[/quote] Didn't learn this part of the prayer growing up. You must be[i] Loot[/i]heran.
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Really shocked that some have muted or reported you for this... I'd love to know how or why this offened someone enough...
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Hail Lootcifer
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Bwaha! Classic! ..,Amen.
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Whence ones own blood leads to alcoholism
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reported: friendly (;
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God will fùck you up kid
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Muted