[quote]1. Economics [/quote] Not even close. [quote]2. Politics[/quote] Well-versed, but not an expert. [quote]3. Religion[/quote] Only in the one that I left. [quote]4. Gorilla Behavior[/quote] No. [quote]5. Genders[/quote] No. Women are alien to the male experience. [quote]6. Mental Disorders[/quote] When everything is a disorder, we're all potential patients, which means more $$$ for the psychiatric industry. [quote]7. Shitty memes[/quote] Not at all. [quote]8. B8 Threads[/quote] Yeah. Definitely an expert at b8ing you plebs. [quote]9. Succing [/quote] Wut [quote]10. Comebacks [/quote] And anywhere else you want me to, bby. [quote]11. The Toast/Envelope Method[/quote] Well, of course. [quote]12. Gender Identity[/quote] Gotta stand up for my strong independent black attack helicopters who don't need no refueling station. [quote]14. Not Mathematics[/quote] Where's #13? [quote]15. Penis Polls[/quote] Oh God, no. [quote]16. Elite Anatomy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/quote] Let us discuss the Sangheili anatomy. (How did this even start? Does anyone actually remember? Genuinely curious) [quote]17. Conspiracies[/quote] RECOGNITION! *cum everywhere* [quote]18. Sex jokes[/quote] Yes [quote]19. Your mum [/quote] Maybe yours. [quote]21. Pegbois[/quote] Dude. Peg girls. [quote]22. Managing Companies[/quote] I don't even know what this is a reference to. Am I out of the loop? Oh God, [i]am I out of the loop?![/i] [quote]23. Teenage Angst and Edginess[/quote] Remember kids, cut down the lane, not across the street. [quote]24. Stealing Jokes from Reddit/4Chan[/quote] Accurate. [quote]25. Catfishing [/quote] Use Zatarain's. [quote]26. Perpetual and Eternal Virginity[/quote] Nope. ;) [quote]27. Waifus [/quote] Nothing gets me worked up like a pair of titties drawn by a sweaty Japanese man. [quote]28. Cory in the House (The superior Anime)[/quote] "Superior anime?" Get the fùck out [quote]29. Shitposts [/quote] YASSS [quote]30. Finding things on their Porches [/quote] Surprisingly a frequent occurrence for me. [quote]31. $201.50[/quote] :| Dude, that's really old. [quote]32. Hating[/quote] Of course. It's the Internet. [quote]33. Climate Change[/quote] I prefer to call it "transitional temperature". [quote]34. Well Grammar[/quote] Wut [quote]35. Reading Minds[/quote] Again. Wut [quote]36. RPing [/quote] GET THE FÙCK OUT [quote]37. WW2 Russia[/quote] LOL [quote]38. Batman[/quote] Indisputably the best superhero. [quote]39. How OP the Flash is if you nerf everyone else[/quote] Accurate [quote]40. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/quote] ( ͡- ͜ʖ ͡°) [quote]41. The FitnessGram Pacer Test[/quote] Ugh what is this dumb kid shit [quote]42. The Meaning of Life[/quote] 42 [quote]43. Accidentally disproving their own argument[/quote] Probably once or twice, yeah. But I'll never admit to it [quote]44. Sgt Johnson[/quote] I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence. [quote]45. Why Halo>Destiny (Srsly)[/quote] Yes, seriously. Halo is infinitely superior in every conceivable way. [quote]46. Gimmicks [/quote] So here's this giant enemy crab... [quote]47. The US Constitution[/quote] You should all know your rights and be proud to know 'em. [quote]48. How Emus dominated the Aussies in the Emu War[/quote] UTE [quote]49. Odd fetishes [/quote] Can you put your feet up on the table for me, bby? Yeah, just like that... Now spread those toes for me, bby. Yeah... Yeah, you've got it... No, just keep them that way for about five minutes. I won't take too long. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [quote]50. Bathroom rights[/quote] Dumbest debate ever. Who gives a shit? I don't care if I see some pussy while I'm taking a dump. [quote]51. Violating the CoC[/quote] Practically second nature at this point. [quote]52. Getting banned[/quote] I'm banned until 2099, HMU on PMs, gurl. [quote]53. Making alts[/quote] I've literally never had an alt. Seriously. [quote]54. Complaining about bans on alts[/quote] Pussies. [quote]55. T-Bagging[/quote] The pink glistening ballsack of victory. [quote]56. Harassing Ninjas[/quote] Absent-minded fun. [quote]57. Parenting other people's children[/quote] ... I don't get this one. [quote]58. Anything that occurred in the past 72 hours[/quote] Gotta stay current... (Oh God, am I really gonna go through all of these?) [quote]59. Fanboying over Destiny[/quote] GET THE FÙCK OUT [quote]60. Buying storyline content as dlc [/quote] Sadly becoming more common in this industry. [quote]61. Worting [/quote] Wort wort wort! [quote]62. Being thirstier than a nomad in the Sahara[/quote] Kek Not me. [quote]63. AMA Threads[/quote] a.k.a. the source of almost all my bans [quote]64. Making Lists[/quote] And checking them twice. (Fun fact: Autistic people love to make lists. I'm serious. Look it up.) [quote]65. Utter Bullshit 66. Wasting Time 67. Xbox.com[/quote] I grouped these together because they're all the same thing. [quote]68. Parody Threads[/quote] A sad reality. [quote]69. Booty Threads [/quote] A happy reality. [quote]70. Not posting sources 71. Telling other people to look up sources for them[/quote] I try my best [i]not[/i] to do these things. [quote]72. Logical Falicies[/quote] Again, I try not to use these. [quote]73. The Man in the Yellow Hat 74. Blue Footed Boobies[/quote] I honestly don't get it. Goddamn, I'm really falling behind here, aren't I? [quote]75. Hot Grills[/quote] 3======D ~~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [quote]76. Snack foods (Cheetos and Doritos)[/quote] Try salami & provolone, or chips & salsa, or pretzels, or maybe some fùcking vegetables for once. [quote]77. Referring to OP as foliage[/quote] Wut [quote]78. Geology [/quote] No srsly... Wut [quote]79. no u[/quote] NO U I can't believe I did all 78 of those.

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