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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/29/2016 2:24:14 PM
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*He dodges every single thing in slow motion as he dashes back into his box.*
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~Smough jumps inside, carrying a banana minigun~ [b]SAY HELLO TO MY BIG FRIEND!!![/b] ~He starts firing rapidly~
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Edited by Skatch142: 5/29/2016 2:39:51 PM*As you enter the box you see Sketch standing behind some sort of huge cardboard turret with a huge hose leading off somewhere. Both his swords have been stabbed into the ground on either side.* "SAY HELLO TO MINE!!!" *An extremely powerful blast of water twice the strength of a fire hose fans out to the height and width of the door, sending all of you flying back out.*
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~Smough runs back in, still firing the banana minigun~
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*He just gets blasted right back out again.*
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~Runs back in and fires again~ [spoiler]This will take a while...Actually...[/spoiler] ~You see something nice to your right~
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*Still firing, he glances to the right.*
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~Ornstein jumps out at you, grappling you and pulling you away from the turret. He throws you and starts firing with two nerf pistols~
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*He summons his sword to block them. Suddenly, Stalker and Dave come out of nowhere with pies strapped to their heads and they both head butt you. Malik swoops over you dropping a net full of pies onto you.*
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~Ornstein is covered in pies and is shooting nothing. Smough, on the other hand, tears up the turret~ [b]Muhahaha!AHAHAHAHAHA!!![/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 5/29/2016 3:27:47 PM"NOOOO!" *The turret explodes in a huge blast of water, the single sword still stabbed into the ground protecting Sketch but everyone else on the other hand...*
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~Smough is launched out of the box~ [b]FFFFUUUUUUUUUU-[/b] ~You hear a crashing sound~ ~Ornstein is still shooting at thin air, blinded by pies~ [i]Argh! I got you now! I think![/i]
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*He slaps Orn upside the head.*
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~Suddenly, the Nameless King jumps into the fray~ [i][u]I AM YOUR HOME'S UNDOING!!! Ahahahaha![/u][/i] ~He starts trashing the place~
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*He opens a door, the other side is pitch black. He kicks the nameless king in and closes the door behind him.* "Have fun in the void..."
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~You can hear a ton of screaming. Suddenly, the King's dragon pokes its head inside of the box~ [Rrrrrgh?]
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"Go away."
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[Raaargh...] ~It stares at the door. Suddenly, the King busts through, carrying a torn apart corpse of...something~ [i][u]That was fun.[/u][/i]
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*He pushes the king back into the void, closes the door and locks it.* "Now he won't escape..."
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[Graah!] ~The dragon looks at you, confused. You can then hear a ton of knocking on the door. Then some slamming, as if 50 SWAT teams are trying to knock it down, and just happen to be really pissed off~
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"So Puff... Waddaya doin' here?" *The door doesn't budge.*
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[Graaagh...] ~Suddenly, you can hear a deep, yet kind voice. It seems to be resonating from the dragon~ [Apologies for not speaking earlier...And my name is not "Puff". I am the King of the Storm. So far, you're the only mortal that I have encountered that can actually understand me. What is thy name?]
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"My name is Sketch F. Wheatley... Am I seriously the only mortal who can understand you?"
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[Yes. Unless you would count the other dragons I have encountered, who are temporarily immortal...] ~He somewhat snickers~ [Anyway, it is good to meet you. My master should have shown more respect, but in these dark times...It may be difficult for him. He has come for his first student, Ornstein, the dragonslayer. Be warned, Sketch. Ornstein is a powerful individual. But one day, he may become too powerful. As many have before, he may seek the First Flame, the source of everything in the land, and attempt to consume it. If he does, he will enter a blind stage of insanity, and bathe the land in flame with his newfound power. Do not let him consume it, even if he begs to have it...] ~The dragon seems to sigh~ [That is why master is here. To stop Ornstein from becoming more. He has already entered other timelines...Who says that he can't become more than a dragonslayer?]
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"Okay, I'll do my best to stop him."
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[Ahh. Good. But do not treat him as a villain. He is your friend. But if he does mention his..."duty"...go along with it. Assist him, if you can, even. But do not allow him to take the Flame. That will be another Undead's role...]
