I hope it's girl scouts, my van is out of children.
I've also gotten a fortune that said:
[i]"The fortune you seek is in another cookie."[/i]
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[b][i]"Your dearest wish will come true."[/i][/b] [spoiler]I'm still waiting.[/spoiler]
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Edited by MachoWaffle12: 5/30/2016 7:28:45 PM[i]"Cheaters never lose"[/i]
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[b]"You will buy a new pair of pants."[/b]
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Edited by Rayys: 5/28/2016 1:45:17 AMI got a fortune cookie with no fortune, I then proceeded to sue Panda Express.. [spoiler]I didn't really try to sue but my cookie [i]was[/i] empty[/spoiler]
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Chinese food after hurricane Katrina. cookie says "Wonderful weather we're having."
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Edited by Quantum TItanIX: 5/30/2016 6:43:07 PMMy friend has gotten: -[i]f*** you[/i] -[i]oops, wrong fortune[/i] His sister has gotten: -[i]help me[/i] I've gotten: -[i]there are no shortcuts to success[/i] (it's funny because I usually do the complete opposite of this)
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Never ever ate those
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"Drink the bleach pussy"
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"Help I'm being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory"
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Nice dank memes m8 Weird cookie
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"Don't eat the chicken" "Avoid eye contact with birds"
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Right before my uncle visited once, I got one that said "a loved one will soon visit you"
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I was like wtf [i]a man will stand at your porch with bad tidings, hurt him badly or have bad luck[/i]
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"GI YOU DIE! YOU DIE GI!" I don't know how to feel about that one...
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A nice cake is waiting for you
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If you have a little fun this weekend you'll be more productive this week. Guess who isn't working on his project till monday.
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[i]"Your life will result in failure, and an end result of ruining others'."[/i] [spoiler]Kek.[/spoiler]
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My name is Jafar I come from afar There's a bomb in my car Allahu akbar
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Man who wait for roast duck to fly in mouth go hungry long time.
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Edited by LordOf27Donuts: 6/21/2024 5:02:09 AM
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Edited by VicariousSage18: 5/29/2016 5:00:04 AMYou will get better at exercise [spoiler]yeah totally[/spoiler]
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Money is the root of all evil, and man needs its roots.
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" " I don't go to Chinese restaurants.
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Edited by Captain Frost20: 5/28/2016 10:36:50 PMThat wasn't chicken you ate
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"You will be hungry again in an hour" It came true ;-;