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Edited by Oath 01:
5/27/2016 11:05:41 PM
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So there's a sign in sheet and security guard outside the bathrooms in my school
I hate posting in detail about my personal life, but a lot of you may get a kick outta this.
Anyways, I'm in class, sitting there, fixing up one of the computers, when I hear some kids complaining about the line for the bathroom.
We have a line for the bathrooms now, and a security guard.
But not because something dramatic happened.
No one was shot or anything.
No, we have this because on multiple occasions, some kid took a shit in the sink or urinal, and put up signs all over the school saying:
"Fear the shitter"
"i am the school shitter"
and shit like that.
I don't even know what to say about that.
RedPlatypus 769 says he needs a theme song.
Open to suggestions
On behalf of Sexual Sandwich, I dubb this child, Shitler.
[spoiler]gonna assume its fine to post this for him[/spoiler]
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*insert shitposting pun*
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16 RepliesThere was a similar situation where I went to Medical college. There was a "serial pooper" who was pooping on the toilet seat, smearing poop on the stalls, and was flushing whole rolls of toilet paper down the toilets to clog them. As a result the college administration closed all the public restrooms in the college of medicine except for a single pair across from the ground floor security station.
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9 RepliesWait since when did shools get security guards? i never saw any in my school.
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That is actually kind of funny. Seems pointless that they have to have a security guard though.
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My freshman year of high school someone took a dump in the hallway.
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There were people at my school that burnt the soap dispensers....... It was quite the sight.
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Lol, some kid did the same thing to my school, but instead of poop, he threatened to bomb the school.
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2 RepliesHail shitler
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3 RepliesThought this was about to be a gender identity thing lol
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I read the shitler thing and it made me laugh so flippin hard XD
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2 RepliesMy art teacher in highschool told me about "the phantom", a kid who was taking dookies all around the hallways before there were cameras were installed
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8 RepliesI had someone like that at my school but he took a shit on the floors of bathrooms and wiped it all over the walls. He was called the mad crapper and to fix it at my school they just closed all the bathrooms.
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Anyone remember the pooper trooper
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3 Replies"You merely adopted the shit, I was born in it" - The School Shitter
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1 Reply[quote]No, we have this because on multiple occasions, some kid took a shit in the sink or urinal, and put up signs all over the school saying: "Fear the shitter" "i am the school shitter"[/quote] [i]Not all heroes wear capes.[/i]
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1 ReplyWhat if you gotta go and can't sign in
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Ptobably not even a kid lol probably a teacher that was doing that :p
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8 RepliesIf the dems really want gender neutral bathrooms and locker rooms, why can't there be a teacher to keep an eye on things? It's a win win. Transgenders get to use what they want and the teachers help deter -blam!- because they know which students are actually trans are which ones are not.
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Before Christmas vacation in my high school, someone took a shit on the stairs and people actually walked through it. It also had such a terrible smell, all classes near the stairs were relocated to the cafeteria.
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ice cream💩
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Edited by Emurinus: 5/28/2016 12:41:25 PMIn my school we just suran (spelled wrong but whatever) wrap the principal's car and tape him to the wall for fundraiser. Maybe next year with the demo-I mean, new freshmen moving in, we could tape him to the ceiling. Edit: Suran wrapping the car isn't a part of the fundraiser.
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That is epic I hope every one does that now shits in the sink and urinals
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Just take a moment and think of how the security guard feels.
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2 RepliesPlayed redplathpus in over watch I think
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2 RepliesOk, this is the strangest thing I have EVER heard on a forum..... XD
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1 ReplyThis is some top tier shitposting.
