Legends: A Day at the Tower [spoiler]Shaxx: Hurry up ladies, this isn't an ice cream social! Ikora: Ice cream social? Shaxx: Stop the pillow-talk you two. Anyone want to guess why I gathered you here today? Cayde: Um, is it because the war's over and you're sending us home? Shaxx: That's exactly it, private. War's over. We won. Turns out you're the big hero, and we're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float, and Ikora here, is in charge of confetti! Cayde: I'm no stranger to sarcasm, Shaxx. Shaxx: God dammit Cayde, shut your mouth or else I'll have Ikora slit your throat while you're asleep! Ikora: Oh, I'd do it too. Shaxx: I know you would Ikora... good girl. Couple of things today, ladies: Command has seen fit to increase our ranks here at Old Russia Outpost Number 1. Cayde: Crap, we're getting a rookie. Shaxx: That's right dead man. Our new recruit will be here within the week. But today, we received the first part of our shipment from Command. Saladin... bring up the vehicle. An Sparrow emerges from the hill behind Shaxx Ikora: Shotgun! Cayde: Shotgun! -blam!-! Shaxx: May I introduce, our new light reconnaissance vehicle. It has four inch armor plating, anti-graaav boosters, leg rests, and total seating for one. Gentlemen, this is the M12-LRV! I like to call it the Sparrow. Ikora: Why 'Sparrow'? Shaxx: Because M12-LRV is too hard to say in conversation! Cayde: No, but... why 'Sparrow'? I mean, it doesn't really look like a Sparrow... Shaxx: Say that again? Cayde: I think it looks more like a seagull. Shaxx: What in the sam hell is a seagull? Ikora: Uh... you mean like the food? Cayde: No, like a seagull. It's a bird. Like an eagle. Shaxx: You're making that up. Cayde: I'm telling you, it's a real animal! Shaxx: Ikora, I want you to poison Cayde's next meal. Ikora: Yes sir! Shaxx: Look, see these two things on the side? They look like wings. And what kind of animal has wings? Cayde: A blackbird. Shaxx: Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals? Rahool is looking at the Vanguard through the sniper rifle, and Ives is with him Ives: What is that thing? Rahool: I don't know, but it looks like uh... looks like they got some kinda bike down there. We'd better get back to base and report it. Ives: A bike? How come they get a bike? Rahool: What are you complaining about, man? We're about to get an Interceptor in the very next drop. Ives: You can't pick up chicks in an Interceptor. Rahool: Oh, you know what, you could bitch about anything, couldn't you. We're gonna get an Interceptor, and you're worried about chicks. What chicks are we gonna pick up man!? First, and secondly, how are we gonna pick up chicks in a bike that looks like that? Ives: Well what kind of bike is it? Rahool: I don't know, I've never seen a bike that looks like that before, it looks like a uh... like a bird of some kind. Ives: ... ... what, like a blackbird? Rahool: Yeah man, there ya go. Back to the Vanguard Shaxx: So unless anybody else has any more mythical creatures to suggest as a name for the new vehicle, we're gonna stick with 'the Sparrow'. How about it Cayde? Cayde: No sir, no more suggestions. Shaxx: Are you sure? How about Bigfoot? Cayde: That's okay. Shaxx: Unicorn? Cayde: No really, I'm... I'm cool. Shaxx: Sasquatch? Ikora: Leprechaun? Cayde: Hey, he doesn't need any help Ikora... Shaxx: Phoenix! Cayde: Huh... Traveler... Shaxx: Hey Ikora, what's the name of that Mexican lizard, eats all the goats? Ikora: Uh, that would be the Chupacabra, sir! Shaxx: Hey Cayde! Chupathingie, how about that? I like it! It's got a ring to it...[/spoiler]