If I turned you Into a balloon and let go of your string, at what altitude would you pop at?
[quote]Edit: CliffyWeevil brings up a good point.
If you inflated me to the point where I could float, I'm pretty sure I would pop immediately.[/quote]
[quote]Khan Døøb brings up an equally good point.
CliffyWeevil did bring up a good point-but it was irrelevant, because you're implying that you turned me into a balloon, not inflated me.[/quote]
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CliffyWeevil did bring up a good point-but it was irrelevant, because you're implying that you turned me into a balloon, not inflated me. Due to my navy destroyer biceps and cock hard abs, I'll probably pull myself down. Not even bullets could pop me.
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I don't care, just blow me.
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I would get so high that I would get sucked into a black hole into another dimension where humans are replaced with lizards... [spoiler]Nothin like home[/spoiler]
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Depends on if I get a 30+ killstreak. If I do, 'Please see you on Pluto.
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Would you steal me on free balloon day?
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TO INFINITY AND BEYOND !
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I wanna be the disappointing one that pops before you let go.
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Whatever is closest to the sun.
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Buy tem flakes
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I would fly to the sun [\T/]
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Am I inflated? If so, what am I inflated with?
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I wouldn't float without helium, I would fall to the floor deflated and unpopable
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I would pop whenever I damn well felt like it. Who are you to tell me when I can and can't pop?
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I don't think I'd float.
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That's an odd fetish.
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I would fly into the sun, only then will I be able to praise it fully.
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Over 9000 feet
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Edited by BostonBakedDeath: 5/21/2016 1:15:51 AM>be me >[insert copy paste personality] >surfing the forums >sees thread >[url=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fPD0TflF8UA/UfclYe_LfHI/AAAAAAAAKSo/cqBJt_On3zc/s1600/sloth-challenge-accepted.jpg]challenge accepted.jpg[/url] >*intense research montage* >light bulb goes off in head >lasers have helium > >two hours later >ingesting lasers by the ton >finally feel light >puns >start floating >sun also has helium, should eat that too >float towards sun >ohshyt >off course >another lightbulb >[url=http://orig12.deviantart.net/4472/f/2009/048/9/d/dr__octagonapus_vector_by_fireops.png]BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH[/url] >release lasers out of my mouth >too many >oh no >propelled into another galaxy >alien ship encounters me >picks me up >driver assumes I'm a tourist >figures >drops me in the middle of a space city >see yellow ships >must be cabs >I whistled for a cab and when it came near >The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror >If anything I could say that this cab was rare >But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air' >I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 >And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later' >I looked at my kingdom >I was finally there >To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
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Can my balloon have Lil Wayne's face on it.
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Make me into a Solaire ballon so I could search for the Sun. "If only I could be so grossly- pop!"
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As high as the stupidity of this post
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Why does this turn me on... ;)
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Use metres bitch!
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On a slightly related topic, did you know that inflation is a real fetish?
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[b]I REFUSE TO POP UNTIL I AM UNITED WITH THE SUN!!![/b]
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Float? Immediately. Fly? Probably forever!!!!