So yeah today as I popped out little Jimmy's toaster I heard his mother yell, "Kyle I swear if you are eating another one of those [i]delicious toaster pastries [/i] I'll whoop your ass! As if you weren't fat enough!" That is when it really hit me. I am being misrepresented, seen as the cause of many health diseases such as America, but that's not who I am. That is why I turn here to ask you these profound questions.
[spoiler] I don't cause obesity, but I may cause cancer. [/spoiler]
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No its not running/walking that makes people fat. You can eat as much shitty foods as you want, as long as you burn it off.