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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/18/2016 6:15:41 PM
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Thanks. *I slide between your legs, giving you a botched Vasectomy*
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[b]Kross easily jumps over your vasectomy and rolls away [/b]
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Hmm... *Stares at you, seemingly focusing on your weaker spots*
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[b]The only visible weakness is my face. It is uncovered. [/b]
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*Mortar waits, seeing what you do*
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[b]Kross his machete. [/b]
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*I ready, seemingly ready to parry the machete*
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[b]Kross swings at you with his machete while at the same time rolling to the side. He also stabs at you with his sword [/b]
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*I jump up, and land with each foot on each blade, pinning them to the floor*
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[b]Kross easily pulls his sword away but his machete won't budge so he simple leaves it.[/b]
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*I pick up the machete and use it instead of my sword*
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"Bad move buddy." [b]The machete doesn't seem to fit well in your hand. Almost as if you couldn't use it Kross swings at you ribs then immediately pulls back and swings at your legs. At the same time as the second swing he kicks at your chest. [/b]
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*Mortar reels backwards* Round two. *Mortar takes a taser and tazes himself. His limbs become longer, stronger. Three arms protrude from his back, attached to them, a mortar* I really wanted to use the Machete
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[i]WOAH, woah woah. Mortar calm. [/i] "I got this." [b]Kross sheathes his sword and draws the swords upon his back One of them has a sickening green crack while the other is a blood read with a color of peach to it As both his swords are drawn, Kross seems to become engulfed in and odd color of yellow. He seems to move faster. [/b]
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*Mortar pulls out a butterfly knife. After spinning it around and doing cool tricks with it to intimidate, the blade becomes larger and splits into a Y shape in the middle to become an altered form of his sword* Eh, forget the machete
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"Can I get it back?"
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Fine... *He stabs the machete in the ground behind him.*
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"Thanks." [b]Kross moves at a blinding speed as he slices at you with both swords.[/b]
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*I jump up and slam the sword down, your head is lodged between the arms of the Y blade you can still get out, it's just a little harder is all*
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[b]As you are distracted, Ivy (Sword) cuts across your chest and you begin to feel nauseous.[/b]
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I hate nausea. *Mortar coughs out an unknown fungal spore, seemingly relieving him of Nausea and blocking your vision a little*
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[b]Kross' other sword slashes across your other leg, causing blood loss at an immense level. With his other hand, Kross cleans the fungus.[/b]
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*the fungus doesn't budge, you seem nauseous* *The blood is acidic, and melts at your blade* *Some of the spore seems to clump at the wound* *I lunge at you, stabbing my sword into both your sides, causing blood loss*
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[b]Kross stumbles around before stabbing you through the thigh with Bloodstream. There is an immense pain and you begin to feel dizzy. With his other sword, Kross slices you across the side. This time the nausea doesn't seem to budge [/b]
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*Mortar jumps back* Well, if that's not a win, I don't know what is. Do you want to continue? You'll be in either way, I just wanna see what happens
