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That I'm weak. I'm in the IT field in my technical school and the assumption is that all computer people aren't strong. However, I work out daily and love proving people wrong
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That I'm a complete asshole and am not "interested" in girls because I don't stare at their "goods" I don't stare or even look for that matter because it sometimes makes them uncomfortable and also disrespectful. I'm a prude like that........ Oh yeah, and I'm 22 lol, and yeah I've been in relationships, in case you were wondering. They always tell me the same thing though its rather surprising, I thought women would respect guys that don't stare like "hungry dogs," meh, weird
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That I'm a morbidly obese cis male. In reality I'm a perfectly healthy gender fluid golden retriever who doesn't need a spouse.
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That I am a nice guy.
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People always think I play basketball. Im only 6'6" [spoiler]I quit playing competitively before I got tall[/spoiler]
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Not sure. I think I act pretty normal, they're wrong in not assuming that I'm wildly antisocial though lol.
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That I'm human.
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That I have a small penis. [spoiler]I mean, it's true. I just hate when people assume it.[/spoiler]
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People think that I'm a school shooter...
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When people at school first meet me, they may think I'm retarded. Mainly the popular asshats that get pussy.
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Everyone thinks I'm super reactive and super sensitive for some reason. "I'm... I'm into thigh high socks!" "Ok." "Wait what?" "What what?" "But I just told you a really ewwie fetish!" "So? I'm into lactation and bondage, what's your dealio?" "..." They walk away knowing that they can voice all their secrets to me so they can get a burden off their chest.
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When they hear my voice on mic, they either think Im a girl or a 12 yr old boy. Im a 24 male with a high pitch voice. :(
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The fact that I dislike talking to people means I'm just shy.
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That I'm Irish or Jewish. It's the red curly hair I bet.
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According to my family, half of the things I do are done to piss them off. [spoiler]Cus I like being kicked out of home and being disowned. Totally.[/spoiler]
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That I played football
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That I hate everyone based on my face That me being nice is flirting.
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People always seem to think I'm pissed off at something because I generally don't show emotion on my face and don't speak often.
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I get lvl 1 shaves of my hair and ppl think im either a black wannabe or a gang member. I get it like this so there's no fuss and it doesnt get wet in the rain, cheap easily maintained and doesnt get caught in anything.
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That I care.
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That I'm a cam girl because of my gamer tag.
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Edited by Æsir: 5/19/2016 8:27:33 AMThat I am American because I am not an anti gun nut, or Mexican because of my user ID.
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Edited by SirBigWater: 5/19/2016 7:57:35 AMThat I am American orFrench (from France). I mostly get that assumption from Americans, as they apparently can not distinguish me from people from their country or other french men. I am french Canadian. My Québécois accent rarely comes out when speaking English, but I do not enjoy being called French (from france). Not due having hate on France, but because that is not where I am from. Other french people, and other English speakers from places outside of the U.S (like England, of course) can place where I may live. There's nothing wrong with being from France, but it different . Kind of Like Americans and British people. But not so much.
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that i care
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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead. [spoiler]Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow [Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored. [Chorus 2x] Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow. [Chorus] And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold[/spoiler]
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That I'm a crazed maniac that kills people and buries them in my backyard.