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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/18/2016 4:19:25 PM
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*When I touch the ground, I dissolve into it and reform behind you, kicking you in the back*
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[b]Kross stumbles forward and jumps to the side. He moves so fast that by the time to blink he has already swung and stabbed at you [/b]
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*I parry it with my sword*
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"Nice."
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Thanks. *I slide between your legs, giving you a botched Vasectomy*
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[b]Kross easily jumps over your vasectomy and rolls away [/b]
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Hmm... *Stares at you, seemingly focusing on your weaker spots*
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[b]The only visible weakness is my face. It is uncovered. [/b]
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*Mortar waits, seeing what you do*
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[b]Kross his machete. [/b]
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*I ready, seemingly ready to parry the machete*
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[b]Kross swings at you with his machete while at the same time rolling to the side. He also stabs at you with his sword [/b]
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*I jump up, and land with each foot on each blade, pinning them to the floor*
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[b]Kross easily pulls his sword away but his machete won't budge so he simple leaves it.[/b]
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*I pick up the machete and use it instead of my sword*
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"Bad move buddy." [b]The machete doesn't seem to fit well in your hand. Almost as if you couldn't use it Kross swings at you ribs then immediately pulls back and swings at your legs. At the same time as the second swing he kicks at your chest. [/b]
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*Mortar reels backwards* Round two. *Mortar takes a taser and tazes himself. His limbs become longer, stronger. Three arms protrude from his back, attached to them, a mortar* I really wanted to use the Machete
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[i]WOAH, woah woah. Mortar calm. [/i] "I got this." [b]Kross sheathes his sword and draws the swords upon his back One of them has a sickening green crack while the other is a blood read with a color of peach to it As both his swords are drawn, Kross seems to become engulfed in and odd color of yellow. He seems to move faster. [/b]
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*Mortar pulls out a butterfly knife. After spinning it around and doing cool tricks with it to intimidate, the blade becomes larger and splits into a Y shape in the middle to become an altered form of his sword* Eh, forget the machete
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"Can I get it back?"
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Fine... *He stabs the machete in the ground behind him.*
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"Thanks." [b]Kross moves at a blinding speed as he slices at you with both swords.[/b]
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*I jump up and slam the sword down, your head is lodged between the arms of the Y blade you can still get out, it's just a little harder is all*
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[b]As you are distracted, Ivy (Sword) cuts across your chest and you begin to feel nauseous.[/b]
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I hate nausea. *Mortar coughs out an unknown fungal spore, seemingly relieving him of Nausea and blocking your vision a little*
