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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/18/2016 3:54:36 PM
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[i]You guess? [/i]
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If you wanna come in, it's standard procedure
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"I do? Damn Alright I guess."
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*Mortar readies*
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[b]Kross stands up. There are two swords strapped to his back and there is a sword strapped onto his leg on his other leg there is a machete strapped. Kross unsheathes the sword at his side and readies[/b]
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Cool. Let's hope you're as sharp as your blades.
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"Sharp? Smart sharp?"
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You catch on fast Kross. *Mortar lunges at you*
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[b]Kross defends against your attack.[/b]
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*When I touch the ground, I dissolve into it and reform behind you, kicking you in the back*
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[b]Kross stumbles forward and jumps to the side. He moves so fast that by the time to blink he has already swung and stabbed at you [/b]
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*I parry it with my sword*
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"Nice."
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Thanks. *I slide between your legs, giving you a botched Vasectomy*
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[b]Kross easily jumps over your vasectomy and rolls away [/b]
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Hmm... *Stares at you, seemingly focusing on your weaker spots*
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[b]The only visible weakness is my face. It is uncovered. [/b]
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*Mortar waits, seeing what you do*
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[b]Kross his machete. [/b]
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*I ready, seemingly ready to parry the machete*
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[b]Kross swings at you with his machete while at the same time rolling to the side. He also stabs at you with his sword [/b]
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*I jump up, and land with each foot on each blade, pinning them to the floor*
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[b]Kross easily pulls his sword away but his machete won't budge so he simple leaves it.[/b]
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*I pick up the machete and use it instead of my sword*
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"Bad move buddy." [b]The machete doesn't seem to fit well in your hand. Almost as if you couldn't use it Kross swings at you ribs then immediately pulls back and swings at your legs. At the same time as the second swing he kicks at your chest. [/b]
