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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/15/2016 2:23:15 AM
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*i walk in*
Hello I am Donald trump… I am here to train and eventually fire everyone, where do I start
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[b]i point at the White House[/b] You must first, make it there.
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*stares intensely in ur eyes* already done
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Then now you go fire everyone here but me.
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*bows* I accept ur quest
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Make me proud.
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*turns around and shoots random guy in the face* you're fired
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[b]a single tear falls from my eye[/b] I've never seen so much awesome before...
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Edited by Weeaboo Of War: 5/15/2016 3:23:35 PM~bows down to our lord and savior Trump~
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*He points to a sign that says "go jump off a cliff*
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*pulls out purely golden revolver* how about u take the jump
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*He draws his .44* "Na, you can makes the jump."
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*Reveals 20 inch thick golden armor, with diamond outlines* I dare u to shoot me
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*He shoots you in the head with an Incendiary round*
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*Bullet curves into armor and bounces off* learned that little truck just before I killed Rubio
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"Figures" *He draws a Buster sword, and teleports behind you, the edge on the back of your neck* "Last change to leave, we don't need your kind here."
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*slowly turns around so as to not b cut by sword, stares straight into ur eyes, and whispers* you're fired. *the blade shatters the moment the words leave my lips*
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*Nothing happens, as his blade cannot be destroyed* "Well, I warned ya." *Slices downwards, decapitating you. Your body flops over and falls into a lava pit, and I curb stomp your head into mush* "Good riddance."
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What? You can't Jump, Trump?
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My golden armor weighs me down too much
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*pushes you off* Don't let the boulder hit you on the way down
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*used golden parachute to slow fall* physics mean nothing to me
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*throws some dynamites down the hole.. Good riddance Trump. *you are fired!
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*dynamite is thrown back up to u* -blam!- you bitch. Ur mom was more fun in bed
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*GIᐯEᔕ Tᖇᑌᗰᑭ ᗩᑎ ᔕᗰᗩᒪᒪ ᒪOᗩᑎ Oᖴ 10,000$ TO ᕼEᒪᑭ ᕼIᗰ EᔕᑕᗩᑭE*
