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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by BrandRobKus:
5/15/2016 4:26:29 PM
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*a shady figure had recently been seen lurking around the dojo and has aroused attention*
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[b]it has aroused me for sure[/b]
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[quote][b]it has aroused me for sure[/b][/quote]
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[quote][quote][b]it has aroused me for sure[/b][/quote][/quote]
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[quote][quote][quote][b]it has aroused me for sure[/b][/quote][/quote][/quote]
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*approaches figure*
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*you are knocked into the gate, a hiss is emitted from the figure*
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*stabs with knife towards chest*
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*the knife seems to go through him as you feel your life energy drain*
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*drops to knees and pleads for mercy*
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*he takes a black knife and cuts at your arm, then collects the blood. He then pushes you away*
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*i begin to mend the wound*
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*the figure doesn't seem finished with you. He walks over, grabs you by the throat, and utters two bone chilling words:* You're Fired
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*pulls out golden revolver and shoots several shots into the face of the figure*
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*the bullets just seem to clump together in front of the figure.* *He is crushing your throat*
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*I begin to slash at the hand with a sword that has zodiac signs on it* got this one after killing Ted Cruz
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*he stops your blade with his other hand* I learned that from Sanders
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*I stare deeply at the figures face and in an ear shattering loud voice say* you're fired! *all trees and cars and buildings within a mile of us instantly turn to dust*
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*he doesn't care, and pops your head off*
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*falls to the ground and starts spazzing out like a chicken with it's… well it's head cut off*
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*the figure turns and walks away*
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*uses previously created dust to recreate my head and throws several golden knives into the back of the figure*
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*they do nothing as he walks away.* *You are burned, for your are in his sacrificial circle*
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*as I turn to ashes I begin to praise the sun*
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*the sun does nothing*
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*turns to ash. Skeletons begin to pop out of the ground running away screaming "I've been deported, I've been deported!"*
